Jump to content


Photo

Random Thought Of The Day


  • Please log in to reply
2143 replies to this topic

#2131 M J W J

M J W J

    One Carb Or Two?

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 926 posts
  • Location: Stafford/Telford
  • Local Club: not yet

Posted 10 May 2020 - 05:00 PM

All these celebraties doing shows from home using their children as the camera crew.

How long until one of them has to answer to charges against breaking child labour laws?

#2132 M J W J

M J W J

    One Carb Or Two?

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 926 posts
  • Location: Stafford/Telford
  • Local Club: not yet

Posted 10 May 2020 - 09:28 PM

I wish I had taken shares out in pajamas and dressing gowns a couple of months ago.

I feel as though I should probably take out shares in Yuasa and Halfords as I'm guessing there will be a lot of people who will need replacement batteries in a month or two's time.

#2133 g0myw

g0myw

    Stage One Kit Fitted

  • TMF+ Member
  • PipPipPip
  • 71 posts
  • Location: marlow

Posted 11 May 2020 - 09:25 AM

why is there a " Highway to Hell " but only a "Stairway to Heaven"

#2134 Itsaminithing

Itsaminithing

    Super Mini Mad

  • TMF+ Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 687 posts
  • Location: Berkshire
  • Local Club: TVMC

Posted 12 May 2020 - 07:23 AM

why is there a " Highway to Hell " but only a "Stairway to Heaven"

.....& that you have to buy ;-)



#2135 M J W J

M J W J

    One Carb Or Two?

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 926 posts
  • Location: Stafford/Telford
  • Local Club: not yet

Posted 14 May 2020 - 10:44 AM

Is Levi Roots OK? There hasn't been any Reggae sauce in the shops for weeks.

#2136 M J W J

M J W J

    One Carb Or Two?

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 926 posts
  • Location: Stafford/Telford
  • Local Club: not yet

Posted 23 June 2020 - 02:22 PM

Develop a robot that can catch a fly with chopsticks like Mr Miyagi.

I'll need a vision system to track the fly for a few seconds to predict its movement, a plc to do the calculations and then I'll have to work out if I'm better going pneumatically or electrically driven.

If anyone can program in ethercat, codesys or similar, I want to hear from you.

#2137 M J W J

M J W J

    One Carb Or Two?

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 926 posts
  • Location: Stafford/Telford
  • Local Club: not yet

Posted 10 July 2020 - 11:06 PM

Why is Boris Johnson wearing a face mask?

I suppose its a good thing that he is practicing what he preaches but he's had covid19 so surely is immune and therefore has no reason to wear one.

#2138 greenwheels

greenwheels

    Super Mini Mad

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 585 posts
  • Location: Gloucestershire
  • Local Club: Mini Fixers

Posted 11 July 2020 - 07:39 AM

I can think of some politicians who look better behind a mask.



#2139 Quinlan minor

Quinlan minor

    Speeding Along Now

  • TMF+ Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 321 posts
  • Location: London
  • Local Club: LSMOC

Posted 11 July 2020 - 08:44 AM

Would look even better behind bars.

#2140 M J W J

M J W J

    One Carb Or Two?

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 926 posts
  • Location: Stafford/Telford
  • Local Club: not yet

Posted 14 July 2020 - 10:46 PM

We had this discussion today at work during lunch.

If you discovered a really deadly spider in your house (e.g. Huntsman, black widow, Brazilian wandering, wolf, etc), who do you call (not ghost busters before anyone says it).

Do you phone the police? Fire Service? Local zoo?

#2141 Itsaminithing

Itsaminithing

    Super Mini Mad

  • TMF+ Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 687 posts
  • Location: Berkshire
  • Local Club: TVMC

Posted 15 July 2020 - 07:37 AM

Surely you phone an entomologist, they're the only one who can identify if it really is dangerous.

Then you buy a lizard, they love spiders    -yum, yum, yum, job done.

 

Or you could convince an old lady to live with you.... just don't let her anywhere near a horse or you'll have a heck of a job explaining things to a coroner.



#2142 M J W J

M J W J

    One Carb Or Two?

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 926 posts
  • Location: Stafford/Telford
  • Local Club: not yet

Posted 29 July 2020 - 09:13 PM

Does anyone actually like the taste of orange juice or do we all just like that small pain sensation caused by the citric acid in it?

#2143 Mini-Mad-Craig

Mini-Mad-Craig

    Crazy About Metro's

  • Traders
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,237 posts
  • Location: Travelling in a fried out Kombi

Posted 30 July 2020 - 11:15 PM

I LOVE orange juice! The first thing I do in the morning is have a glass <3

Spiritual practice for mini people with love xxx
https://youtu.be/8jhWt1gHEMQ

#2144 Mini-Mad-Craig

Mini-Mad-Craig

    Crazy About Metro's

  • Traders
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,237 posts
  • Location: Travelling in a fried out Kombi

Posted 31 July 2020 - 01:45 AM

Who likes to party?




2 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 2 guests, 0 anonymous users

Mini Spares