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#2131 M J W J

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Posted 10 May 2020 - 05:00 PM

All these celebraties doing shows from home using their children as the camera crew.

How long until one of them has to answer to charges against breaking child labour laws?

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Posted 10 May 2020 - 09:28 PM

I wish I had taken shares out in pajamas and dressing gowns a couple of months ago.

I feel as though I should probably take out shares in Yuasa and Halfords as I'm guessing there will be a lot of people who will need replacement batteries in a month or two's time.

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 09:25 AM

why is there a " Highway to Hell " but only a "Stairway to Heaven"

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 07:23 AM

why is there a " Highway to Hell " but only a "Stairway to Heaven"

.....& that you have to buy ;-)



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Posted 14 May 2020 - 10:44 AM

Is Levi Roots OK? There hasn't been any Reggae sauce in the shops for weeks.

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Posted 23 June 2020 - 02:22 PM

Develop a robot that can catch a fly with chopsticks like Mr Miyagi.

I'll need a vision system to track the fly for a few seconds to predict its movement, a plc to do the calculations and then I'll have to work out if I'm better going pneumatically or electrically driven.

If anyone can program in ethercat, codesys or similar, I want to hear from you.

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Posted 10 July 2020 - 11:06 PM

Why is Boris Johnson wearing a face mask?

I suppose its a good thing that he is practicing what he preaches but he's had covid19 so surely is immune and therefore has no reason to wear one.

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 07:39 AM

I can think of some politicians who look better behind a mask.



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Posted 11 July 2020 - 08:44 AM

Would look even better behind bars.

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Posted Yesterday, 10:46 PM

We had this discussion today at work during lunch.

If you discovered a really deadly spider in your house (e.g. Huntsman, black widow, Brazilian wandering, wolf, etc), who do you call (not ghost busters before anyone says it).

Do you phone the police? Fire Service? Local zoo?




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