Just For The 'pun' Of It
Posted 13 November 2018 - 12:12 AM
Posted 13 November 2018 - 12:14 AM
I came out of my house yesterday to find a bloke unscrewing my garden gate.
Posted 13 November 2018 - 12:06 PM
Police reckon it was race related.
Posted 08 December 2018 - 07:46 AM
They’re not going to find it so funny when they wake up on Xmas morning to find no eggs under the bonfire.
Posted 08 December 2018 - 11:15 AM
If you were offered the car of your dreams or the woman of your dreams which would you choose.............
.Petrol or diesel?
Posted 14 December 2018 - 06:16 AM
He said I’m suffering from Feefiephobia.
Posted 31 December 2018 - 06:46 PM
Posted 31 December 2018 - 11:17 PM
to insure a DeLorean.
Seems expensive as
I only intend to drive
it from time to time...
Edited by panky, 31 December 2018 - 11:21 PM.
Posted 03 January 2019 - 10:56 PM
Posted 05 January 2019 - 09:00 AM
I hired a Limousine for a grand, and the driver didn't turn up!!
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
Posted 19 January 2019 - 12:02 AM
A guy was badly mauled by a tiger.
He was rushed to hospital where, whilst being prepared for surgery, he was asked "are you allergic to anything"?
"Yes", he replied, "f*****g tigers"!
Posted 26 January 2019 - 08:40 PM
Woman: "I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
Me: "I meant the bus, fatty"
Posted 31 January 2019 - 10:13 AM
How do you stop your mouth from freezing in winter conditions? Grit your teeth.
Posted 27 March 2019 - 10:15 AM
I said “Where are you going?”
He replied “Exeter mate, Exeter mate”.
Posted 05 April 2019 - 05:30 PM
Man thinks for a bit then says "my wife has always wanted to go to American but hates flying and gets sea sick really easily. Could you build me a bridge from Europe to America?"
The genie replies "the engineering challenges involved would be enormous. Have you ever though about how tectonic plates move, the weather you'd face and how long it would take to drive? Are you sure there isn't something else you'd wish for?"
The man thinks for a second and says" well I've got two teenage daughters and along with their mother their logic baffles me. Can you make it so I can understand them?"
The genie replies" so about this bridge then. Two lanes or four? "
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