Community Status Updates
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Mini Mega828
never liked them aha
Dec 22 2014 09:30 PM -
minirage
SAY WHAT they are awesome
Dec 22 2014 10:01 PM -
Ben_O
I must admit, i am partial
Dec 22 2014 10:11 PM
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old original
I remember 15 years ago I had a whole week off over Christmas, not the usual 2 days. This year 3 WEEKS!!!! Oh my poor liver
Dec 19 2014 07:26 PM
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minirage
i tell my liver it should be thankfull for the atention
Dec 20 2014 07:53 AM
old original
Modern car power steering - wobbly wobbly, modern car brakes - f**k me - I'm through the windscreen
Dec 15 2014 08:09 PM
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big-jay
Haha, same happend to me when I drove a modern car after driving my Mini for a few months, almost put me and my mate threw the windscreen die to the breaks !
Dec 15 2014 08:51 PM
old original
I wanted to be a trappist monk but was told I didn't have any chants
Aug 24 2014 02:16 PM
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Quincy Sparks
*comedy drum fill*
Aug 25 2014 08:51 AM
old original
Miracles will never cease to amaze me... walk into an autofactors shop, ask for bits for a mini and get the reply.. Yes we've got them in stock!!!
Jul 28 2014 09:10 PM
old original
That's a first... a garage that doesn't want work, I'll just go and find one that does
Jul 15 2014 04:02 PM
old original
Rolf Harris in court tomorrow for his sentence....."can you tell what it is yet?" (one for the oldies)
Jul 03 2014 08:37 PM
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Gerbil367
Makes you wonder why he wanted his kangaroo tied down too!!
Jul 04 2014 09:20 AM
old original
aahh...How I love spending hours on end trying to get bits to fit properly, even n.o.s. You think they could have got the tolerances right during 40 years of production!!
Jul 02 2014 05:08 PM
old original
on the way home from work & I discover I've got one of those special one way windows - It come down - It don't go up
Jun 16 2014 03:43 PM
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patricksouth
Now that's gotta make your car worth more money,very rare them non closing windows
Jun 16 2014 03:51 PM -
Cerberus
Rare?? I thought they were a really common optional extra, :D
Jun 16 2014 06:38 PM
old original
That moment when washing the car, you find rust bubbles on the wing (and it was only done 2 years ago)
May 24 2014 03:13 PM
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gorseinonboy87
id cry
May 24 2014 03:17 PM -
Devo
Sorry to hear that mate, that's quite a bummer
May 24 2014 04:08 PM -
Carlsmini
i'm in the same situation mate :/
May 24 2014 07:08 PM
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Stiggytoo
Is it that time already!?
May 06 2014 08:09 PM -
old original
oh yes, 1st semi tonight, 2nd thursday, final Sat, and GB nil points
May 06 2014 08:33 PM
old original
Watching posh pawn on channel 4, not quite what I was expecting ;-)
Apr 17 2014 07:49 PM
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the_samkingdon15
hahaa
Apr 17 2014 08:16 PM -
HarrysMini
What did you expect for pre-watershed? ;)
Apr 17 2014 08:31 PM -
mattprinn1997
^ "
Apr 17 2014 08:50 PM
old original
Old age - when the grey cells inside your skull disintergrate and become grey cells on the outside
Mar 04 2014 09:47 PM
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Gerbil367
That would explain all my grey hair then!!
Mar 05 2014 11:15 AM
old original
Never been thru' anything so wet'n'windy. Westbound, over the top of Bodmin Moor @ 11.00 this morning, straight into a SW force 10 and whole water. Apart from the odd fan belt squeal, .. not a problem, even surprised me
Feb 12 2014 09:14 PM
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cooperdan
People who say mini's are not everyday car...pffttt fricking pussies
Feb 12 2014 09:26 PM -
Grimshaw17
Mine cut out going down the dual carridge way
Feb 12 2014 11:26 PM
