I didn't go to a private school; I attended a below-average comprehensive!
If that's the case then you should understand as well as anybody else that not everybody can read and write to a decent standard. As I pointed out before...
Remember the kids at school that failed there GSCE's???
Because they can't write to your 'approved standard', does it mean they can't ask for advice on this forum or email me (and other companies) regarding there Mini??
If I can use English reasonably correctly then anyone can. If you don't know or are unsure of something then you endeavour to find out. I'm sure you (and everyone else) do this all the time in other areas so why not do the same here?
If that's the case... If I can draw cars in perfect perspective then anybody can. Can they? No, some people couldn't even draw a decent stick man!!
I know people for whom English is their fourth or fifth language who write better English than half of the people on here.
That kind of backs the point up for the fact that different people have different ways of thinking.
People who are good at languages find it easy to learn another one, this is because they think in this way and there brains responds to language, writing etc.
Me however, I think creatively, my brain doesn't respond to words, it responds to images. Believe me I spent my entire schooling trying to learn English, it took me long enough to understand the difference between where and were, or weather and whether.
Many of the worlds most famous and successful creative people, including musicians, artists, designers etc. are dyslexic... I'll guarantee you that none of your friends who speak 4/5 languages are not dyslexic and the chances are that they are not creative people.
Sorry, but you need to understand that not everybody can grasp the English language to the level that you expect. Anyway, I didn't really want to get in to this I made the points I did because i feel people are being un-fairly treated (including myself).
You need to look at the bigger picture unfortunately, thank god this is a predominately UK based forum, imagine if it was a South American / African based community, places where in some locations over 3/4's off the population still can't read or write a thing.
You really would have a field moaning about there spelling and punctuation.
I'm afraid that you have missed my point entirely; I don't expect people to write perfect English on an internet forum. I do expect people to have a vague idea of how to express themselves coherently. I think I have a realistic expectation of the acceptable standard to which people's hurriedly-written messages should meet. As I said, there is no requirement for perfect English or excessive pedantry; only for people to think about what they are writing and how it will sound to others.
I don't see why you feel the need to try to excuse yourself so aggressively. I am not trying to make an attack on people who have difficulty with written English. Dyslexia is no excuse for writing nonsense or for not even caring. I was diagnosed with dyslexia when I was at school and always have had difficulty reading; that doesn't mean that I have an excuse for not (at least trying to) write correctly. I'm afraid that 'being creative' is also no reason to dismiss the rules of English (how could it be?).
Being able to draw cars in perfect perspective is a skill; I expect, as you say, that many people wouldn't be able to do this. But, then again, they aren't on here trying to. If I were to draw a car with imperfect perspective and show it on this forum I would expect you to tell me that it was imperfect and to point out where I had gone wrong (as you would be right to do). I haven't done that though, have I? You, on the other hand, are writing English on this forum.
I don't know how to play the piccolo trumpet so I don't try. If I ever had to for some reason then I would try to learn. You don't know how to use the apostrophe so why don't you find out? It is (I'm not being patronising) basically simple. Once you learn you will know forever and you will be better equipped to know what people mean when you read their writing. You forget that the rules of English (in this case punctuation) are there for a reason; to make written accounts EASIER to understand and less ambiguous.
I think that this is getting pretty ridiculous. I resent that you, on your high horse, are making me out to be some kind of super-pedant who demands absolutely perfect English from everyone all of the time. This is not the case, I just think that people should respect the language and be able to write coherently.
I'm sorry that this discussion has turned into this. I'm sure that you are a decent bloke. Please don't think that I think that you are stupid; I'm sure that you aren't.