92 replies to this topic

[davidv]

Be Honest we Do not Like Fat Women.It would cost a lot to get an Elephant to tred on it so the fat bird might be best cost of a cream cake.

[HARBER07]

LMAO wise words there!

[wardyxxx]

A big shotgun.

[CobraV8]

I think your best option at this stage would be to hire DavidV to come around, buy him a box of cornflakes and he will sort out the problem for you.

Potentially you could video the action and make some money on the whole deal!

The alternative is to remove all food sources (put the rabbit food somewhere else and in solid containers) and go for one of the sonic jobs to get rid of the existing mice (or they might start eating your Mini).

[davidv]

A job for the V team A.I have seen some Minis today in Solihull drive by Great Stuff.I put my shades on..Someone said i look like Charle so i have done my hair blonde.

[samsfern]

the rabbit food is in a plastic container, but theyve chewed the way into it, lol i have already removed whats left of the wotsits, lol, il take some pictures of what theyve been upto tommorow, the neighbours now have some wotsits in their garden and around their shed, lol

[minivanman]

Man up and put some traps down!

[davidv]

They may be Albain. rats.Squotting not mice at all .Get your shots of the docs b4 going in.I would wear Marri. G Gloves big steel boots and a minners hat. Packing a clean bin bag.

[mini93]

get a shot gun, stand on a crate real still for a coupld of hours when the mouse comes out...pow!!!! problem solved

[davidv]

Could you not smoke them out with a smoke bomb from a garden centre and a bit of Metherdrome for you to chill with.Get A Humfrey B. for dirty Rats.Your next doors seem strange at night.Play them Elvis top volume on a stereo.

[The_Mistro]

you need to get some poison, the type that dehydrates them and soaks up all the fluid they drink

this way they dont die in ur shed etc so gf wont no
just put it in lil pots near wer there eating now and take away all other source of food or bedding etc so anything there chewing on


YetI

that stuff is nasty! if you do use this, make sure you wear gloves! in the grain sheds we put little bowls (so that it doesnt contaminate our wheat) of wheat coated in that stuff, cant remember the name! you can also get little cubes you can nail to wood work of it, works a treat!

[samsfern]

trust me if i had my way thered be traps in their to finish em off, but i want to some cerain things, lol

i think the best solution is to move all the rabbit stuff into the house, and leave em be. Just hope they dont come into the house next, lol

[The_Mistro]

if they dont go there for food, they will only bed in there next, you need to do something, unfortunatly with mice, as with rats, there isnt much you can do but, "hurt" them, theres never a guarentee you catch them all if you dont put poison down!

[maggies_minder]

i think we need a new thread:



davidv, my guide to life

he can update it with ways to suceed in every walk of life!

[olds_kool_lews]

use a baseball bat, swing it hard, n swing it fast, smash the little feckers! lol n be carefull, they jump to, like little kangaroos! n there fast, like linford christie with a tail!