147 replies to this topic

[RossKnight]

I know it all for fun and that, but isn't the Mayfair exactly the same as any other Mini, but with different trim? It's not like it has really high rear suspension so it's arse sticks up or something.

It's just because of the name... mayfair, gayfair..

the gayest has got to be a mini minus. minus meaning minus its penis!

What? Why would having no penis mean it's gay?

[minimissionary]

If its all in the name, isn't the clubman the gayest? Club Man?

[MaxAndPaddy]

If its all in the name, isn't the clubman the gayest? Club Man?

Lots to choose from

Mini take Advantage
Mini Red Hot gay lover from Liverpool
Mini Lady boy
Mini Lap'a'gay'o...brings a wholeee new meaning to lap dancing

[mini idiot]

while on the subject of gay names for cars. i think i would be gutted if i had to tell my mates i drove a kia rio !!!!

[Mini_Magic]

This has to be a joke surely? No one is stupid enough to think a car is gay just because of the trim (except if it was all pink or something I guess).

I think your dad might be a homophobe.

Cabro...

Just because I have a cabriolet, listen to Kylie Minogue, aspire to be a hair dresser and like the colour pink, does not mean I'm gay if that's what you're implying.

[Shifty]

I know for a fact that mini-magic isn't gay, his boyfriend told me!!!

[jb93]

That's definitley worth a like shifty

[Mini_Magic]

I know for a fact that mini-magic isn't gay, his boyfriend told me!!!

He only told you that so I could share a caravan with you...

[Kam]

while on the subject of gay names for cars. i think i would be gutted if i had to tell my mates i drove a kia rio !!!!

What about a mini rio?

[Black.Ghost]

Can't see how it would relate to being a lover of the cocoa cave

The cocoa cave you have no idea how much I laughed at that.

This is one of the funniest topics I have seen in a long long time.

[Shifty]

while on the subject of gay names for cars. i think i would be gutted if i had to tell my mates i drove a kia rio !!!!

What about a mini rio?

Big time gay!!

(May as well paint it pink and park outside the blue oyster bar!!!)

[MrBounce]

You could get an Advantage - perfect excuse to turn up in tennis shorts...

[maggies_minder]

i drive a sprite, and im defo a lesbian in a mans body

[nafnaforiginal12]

i drive a mayfair but it's dressed up as a cooper sportpack.

No one will ever know

[Sam14]

HAAAANNG ON A mini minute....

Owning a mayfair makes you gay now does it....a classic mini.....nahh....BMW MINI COOPER COVERTIBLE....that is all.