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[coopdog]

Had such a crappy day today at work...I am a pizza delivery driver at Pizza Hut by the way. I barely got any tips, car broke down once, and then I gave the wrong order to the wrong customer... naturally the fat f*ck decides to chew me out for getting his pizza wrong even though it was free. God I hate people sometimes.

Last delivery of the day and I couldn't wait to get it done just so I could head home. So I'm driving down the street, when I run into this long-a*s blockade of riced out cars parked all the way down the street. Strong what the hell. There are always street racers in my area but I didn't think it was that bad.

I get out of my car, trying to find out what the hell is going on so I can get through. One of these street racer d-bags driving a yellow Skyline pulls up and looks at me, I bertstare right back. I'm pretty mad at this point, so I go "What the hell's going on here?"

Then he's like: "Street's closed, pizza boy! Find another way home".

I was choked. Under my breath, "God damn street racers" as I got back into my car.

I was so f*cking mad. So of course my last delivery was late and I got chewed out again by some impatient a*shole and then my boss when I came back to return the delivery car. All I wanted to do was finish my last delivery and go home. I f*cking hate street racers so much, srs.

[tony13]

sounds like a scence out of fast and furous;)

[Alex_B]

That last bit IS a scene from the fast and the furious, next thing you will be talking about a drugs bust involving 2 classic muscle cars and then nipping to Tokyo for some slidey action!

[Spud_133]

Then he's like: "Street's closed, pizza boy! Find another way home".

I was choked. Under my breath, "God damn street racers" as I got back into my car.

[Tomm]

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

I'm confused, trying to work out if you're a massive loser or not

Edited by Mini-Mad-Craig, 08 September 2012 - 09:19 PM.

[samsfern]

I'm confused

Easily done

[the.stroker]

How did your car break down , did you blow the welds on the intake with that 100 shot of NOS??

[Merryck]

How did your car break down , did you blow the welds on the intake with that 100 shot of NOS??

I'm ALWAYS blowing the welds with the NOS - when will I ever learn!

[redhotminilewis]

How did your car break down , did you blow the welds on the intake with that 100 shot of NOS??

I'm ALWAYS blowing the welds with the NOS - when will I ever learn!

My floor pan keeps falling out when I use my NOS.

[the.stroker]

Is a real shame he broke down , maybe down to granny shifting and not double clutching like he should , now he and his friend are going to have to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings he fried

[JustSteve]

How did your car break down , did you blow the welds on the intake with that 100 shot of NOS??

I'm ALWAYS blowing the welds with the NOS - when will I ever learn!

My floor pan keeps falling out when I use my NOS.

I keep 'frying' my piston rings.. But they usually fix themselves in about 5 minutes

Edited by JustSteve, 07 September 2012 - 12:24 PM.

[redhotminilewis]

How did your car break down , did you blow the welds on the intake with that 100 shot of NOS??

I'm ALWAYS blowing the welds with the NOS - when will I ever learn!

My floor pan keeps falling out when I use my NOS.

I keep 'frying' my piston rings.. But they usually fix themselves in about 5 minutes

Maybe if your piston rings weren't made out of bacon they wouldn't fry as much. Top tip.

[Lee_bash]

Bull***** asshole no-one likes the tuna here

[Daviewonder]

You should have hung around to watch.

Would have been interesting to find out where they always get that extra gear to drop down into when they're going flat out.