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#31 Alex_B

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 01:13 PM


Because they generally exist in movies and the USA, "street racers" in the uk are usually kids hanging out in the local car park revving their engines and adding flamer kits


You forgot the boogy woogy boxes that they call "subs" :lol:


DONT BE DISSIN BOOGY WOOGY BOXES A'RITE! should hear mine isn't it, my roof and everyfink rattlez iz well gdz!

Back into English mode, one of the guys I used to go to college with had in the boot of his 25/ZR replica 2 1500w subs, with them on 3/4 volume with all windows and doors shut I could put my iPhone on his roof and it literally bounced up and down a couple of mm. but it was about a week after everything started to rattle and he took them out in the end.

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 01:24 PM


Had such a crappy day today at work...I am a pizza delivery driver at Pizza Hut by the way. I barely got any tips, car broke down once, and then I gave the wrong order to the wrong customer... naturally the fat f*ck decides to chew me out for getting his pizza wrong even though it was free. God I hate people sometimes.

Last delivery of the day and I couldn't wait to get it done just so I could head home. So I'm driving down the street, when I run into this long-a*s blockade of riced out cars parked all the way down the street. Strong what the hell. There are always street racers in my area but I didn't think it was that bad.

I get out of my car, trying to find out what the hell is going on so I can get through. One of these street racer d-bags driving a yellow Skyline pulls up and looks at me, I bertstare right back. I'm pretty mad at this point, so I go "What the hell's going on here?"

Then he's like: "Street's closed, pizza boy! Find another way home".

I was choked. Under my breath, "God damn street racers" as I got back into my car.

I was so f*cking mad. So of course my last delivery was late and I got chewed out again by some impatient a*shole and then my boss when I came back to return the delivery car. All I wanted to do was finish my last delivery and go home. I f*cking hate street racers so much, srs.


And I bet that was even more amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom.


that never happened :/

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 05:26 PM




And I bet that was even more amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom.


that never happened :/



isn't that what jordy chandler was paid to say as well ;-)

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 05:57 PM



And I bet that was even more amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom.


that never happened :/



isn't that what jordy chandler was paid to say as well ;-)


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Posted 08 September 2012 - 11:18 PM

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 12:25 PM

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Hahaha, brilliant.

I know street racing is illegal and dangerous, but part of me wishes it was more prolific. It's been romanticized over the years and now whenever I think of it, I imagine a Mid Night Club scenario, highly skilled drivers travelling at ridiculously high speeds in amazing cars. Not the reality, young guys with bloated egos doing burnouts in vulgar little plastic cars that look like they came out of a cereal box.

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 07:19 PM

You do know you owe me a ten second car

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 08:42 PM

That last bit IS a scene from the fast and the furious, next thing you will be talking about a drugs bust involving 2 classic muscle cars and then nipping to Tokyo for some slidey action!


But before you go to tokyo you need to go and do some coke runs in mexico whilst stealing some petrol and not forgetting robbing a police station in rio.

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 08:46 PM


That last bit IS a scene from the fast and the furious, next thing you will be talking about a drugs bust involving 2 classic muscle cars and then nipping to Tokyo for some slidey action!


But before you go to tokyo you need to go and do some coke runs in mexico whilst stealing some petrol and not forgetting robbing a police station in rio.


I was going in order of the release dates of the movies not the order all the events are supposed to have happened :P

and still not seen the 4th or 5th ones!

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Posted 10 September 2012 - 10:31 PM

Check it out!

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item2321de2198

Thats cool!

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 08:44 PM



That last bit IS a scene from the fast and the furious, next thing you will be talking about a drugs bust involving 2 classic muscle cars and then nipping to Tokyo for some slidey action!


But before you go to tokyo you need to go and do some coke runs in mexico whilst stealing some petrol and not forgetting robbing a police station in rio.


I was going in order of the release dates of the movies not the order all the events are supposed to have happened :P

and still not seen the 4th or 5th ones!


Then you fail!




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