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[MINI WILL]

I live my life a quarter mile at a time nothing else matters not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their ******* for those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

[the.stroker]

Ah well,at least he can console himself by trying fat burger from now on,he can get a double cheese and fries for 2.95

[Alex_B]

-puts in Fast and furious DVD-

(Literally)

[minimissionary]

So this actually happened then?

[Alex_B]

in a movie yes, in real life possible some but I doubt there are any fast and furious style street racers where he lives

[zinzan]

Pics of Fast and the Furious shifters courtesy of Jalopnik.com

[mike.]

This cannot be for real

[mike.]

Also:

[coopdog]

in a movie yes, in real life possible some but I doubt there are any fast and furious style street racers where he lives

why do you doubt that any fast and furious style street racers are where i live?

[Alex_B]

Because they generally exist in movies and the USA, "street racers" in the uk are usually kids hanging out in the local car park revving their engines and adding flamer kits

[Daviewonder]

Yes. I believe someones having trouble telling his movies from real life

[samsfern]

Because they generally exist in movies and the USA, "street racers" in the uk are usually kids hanging out in the local car park revving their engines and adding flamer kits

You forgot the boogy woogy boxes that they call "subs"

[AVV IT]

This reminds me of the time when me and my mates pulled off a gold bullion robbery in erm....... Basingstoke, and used three mini coopers as get away cars..... and blah blah blah....... and so I said "you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"......and....

[JustSteve]

Because they generally exist in movies and the USA, "street racers" in the uk are usually kids hanging out in the local car park revving their engines and adding flamer kits

You forgot the boogy woogy boxes that they call "subs"

And the smurfs hanging off their arses!

[Daviewonder]

Had such a crappy day today at work...I am a pizza delivery driver at Pizza Hut by the way. I barely got any tips, car broke down once, and then I gave the wrong order to the wrong customer... naturally the fat f*ck decides to chew me out for getting his pizza wrong even though it was free. God I hate people sometimes.

Last delivery of the day and I couldn't wait to get it done just so I could head home. So I'm driving down the street, when I run into this long-a*s blockade of riced out cars parked all the way down the street. Strong what the hell. There are always street racers in my area but I didn't think it was that bad.

I get out of my car, trying to find out what the hell is going on so I can get through. One of these street racer d-bags driving a yellow Skyline pulls up and looks at me, I bertstare right back. I'm pretty mad at this point, so I go "What the hell's going on here?"

Then he's like: "Street's closed, pizza boy! Find another way home".

I was choked. Under my breath, "God damn street racers" as I got back into my car.

I was so f*cking mad. So of course my last delivery was late and I got chewed out again by some impatient a*shole and then my boss when I came back to return the delivery car. All I wanted to do was finish my last delivery and go home. I f*cking hate street racers so much, srs.

And I bet that was even more amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom.