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#361 Tamworthbay

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 07:52 AM

Which pleased Janet street porter as she loves to........

#362 Stiggytoo

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 07:55 AM

partake in similar activities, so this was right up her...



#363 AVV IT

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 11:41 AM

....chuff, chuff, chuff went Thomas the tank engine as he rolled into the station, the Fat controller looked at him sternly and said.....

#364 minimadles

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 01:01 PM

Do you know where I can get myself a transvestite builder wearing chain Mali with marmite on his/her......

#365 AVV IT

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 01:49 PM

....Chuff!! Said Thomas who had no idea about such matters and went off to ask Gordon, as he was much more worldly wise than him. Gordon explained that......

#366 minimadles

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:38 PM

Due to my tax breaks for fat cats that I introduced during my time in power said persons are in short supply due to there been an embargo on .......

#367 F1L8EY

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 10:44 PM

Badges? we don't need no stinking....



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Posted 01 December 2013 - 08:06 PM

transvestites pants in our office this has..............


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#369 DEXISWOLF

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 11:45 PM

Also got to be the most nicest cheese and onion sandwich I've ever had but this cup of tea on the other hand.........

#370 F1L8EY

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:24 PM

was a Super Bowl championship ring, i said "you can take that off doc before you examine my...



#371 DEXISWOLF

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:43 PM

OCD clean rectum , but then doc fell to the ground and phil Mitchell was stood there with a shovel because of course that's his favourite weapon for.......

#372 F1L8EY

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 01:03 PM

turning Peggy's allotment, i never understood how the Mitchell's cucumbers were so....



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Posted 03 December 2013 - 01:16 PM

thick and gnarly but when used in the back....



#374 BronkoMini

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 01:44 PM

door it can cause great discomfort,  



#375 cooperlooper

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 05:31 AM

If you're sitting on a number27 bus because....




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