Grapes. She has had treatment for piles for years but finds the only thing that works is...........
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:26 PM
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Twisted Paint Polisher!!!
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:27 PM
Vim, a scrubbing brush and some petrol mixed with....
#348
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:31 PM
The help of fifteen Romanian gypsies, all illegally smuggled into the country by........
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:34 PM
Micky Mouse & Donald Duck showing what they can do with...
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:35 PM
Their mafia connections. Walt also has connections with........
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:31 PM
The UK's smallest OAP knitting club, knitting...
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:57 PM
chain mail vests for the local...
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:02 PM
transvestite bodybuilders, for their...
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:20 PM
Conservative boyfriends, the most famous being........
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:24 PM
Shrek, as he loves a bit of chain mail for his...
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 09:29 PM
....donkey!!.. Who of course has the voice of Eddie Murphy, someone who also has an interest in transvestites, but the type that tend to hang around on street corners, as opposed to construction sites! This is important because.....
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:35 AM
He likes hobnobs but that caused an argument with Jeeves who dosnt like them and was secretly filming them on his new iPhone when all of a sudden.....
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 07:42 AM
the battery exploded in his hand, crapple were of course quick to...
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 07:46 AM
Sell him another one, more expensive than the last or course but this one could.........
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 07:49 AM
butter toast, or even smear Marmite on your person if you are that way inclined...
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