eating spaghetti and garlic bread decided...

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#121
Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:48 AM
#122
Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:51 AM
to cook an egg on their bonnet because it was so hot! Then...
#123
Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:57 AM
they realised it would never get as hot as my mini. They drove off...
#124
Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:59 AM
in a huff exclaiming "Why didn't I buy a mini?"...
#125
Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:03 PM
The second guy answered, "well they are often unreliable and will rust as soon as you look away." This man was obviously completely wrong...
#126
Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:05 PM
because as we know Italian cars are renowned for being rust free and...
#127
Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:15 PM
have very reliable electrics. Some say this was due to the squirrels....
#128
Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:21 PM
but that was a load of nuts which we know squirrels don't actually........
#129
Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:24 PM
smear nutella over automotive components to protect them against corrosion. Meanwhile back at mission control there was a big.....
#130
Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:43 PM
prairie dog dropping a nut
#131
Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:46 PM
which was very painful but Nutella smeared over...
#132
Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:03 PM
it soothed the pain due to it's anti-inflammatory properties. Suddenly Mick Jagger strolled into the room with a leprechaun under his arm and announced that....
#133
Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:04 PM
he wanted some nutella with a side order of....
#134
Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:06 PM
Keith Richards playing the harpsichord whilst whistling dixie in a pair of....
#135
Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:12 PM
slippers that looked like wookies. "Arrghhaarrraaahhh" he sang as he....
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