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#121 sonikk4

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:48 AM

eating spaghetti and garlic bread decided...



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:51 AM

to cook an egg on their bonnet because it was so hot! Then...



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:57 AM

they realised it would never get as hot as my mini. They drove off...



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:59 AM

in a huff exclaiming "Why didn't I buy a mini?"...



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:03 PM

The second guy answered, "well they are often unreliable and will rust as soon as you look away." This man was obviously completely wrong...



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:05 PM

because as we know Italian cars are renowned for being rust free and...



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:15 PM

have very reliable electrics. Some say this was due to the squirrels.... 



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:21 PM

but that was a load of nuts which we know squirrels don't actually........



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:24 PM

smear nutella over automotive components to protect them against corrosion. Meanwhile back at mission control there was a big.....



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:43 PM

prairie dog dropping a nut



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:46 PM

which was very painful but Nutella smeared over...



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:03 PM

it soothed the pain due to it's anti-inflammatory properties. Suddenly Mick Jagger strolled into the room with a leprechaun under his arm and announced that....



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:04 PM

he wanted some nutella with a side order of....



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:06 PM

Keith Richards playing the harpsichord whilst whistling dixie in a pair of....



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:12 PM

slippers that looked like wookies. "Arrghhaarrraaahhh" he sang as he....






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