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#151 Stiggytoo

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 10:03 PM

Finished off his 7th pint. He then took a swing at

#152 AVV IT

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 10:07 PM

Elvis Presley who walked in to announce that he wasn't actually dead, but that for the last 35 years he'd been......



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 12:12 AM

Having a prolonged heart attack from all the cocaine he'd been sniffing/smoking, Elvis mostly recommends... 



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:00 AM

bones... bottles... BANANA SKIN

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#155 AVV IT

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 09:14 AM

And deep fried squirrel in batter with jelly. Which sounds delicious to some people, such as....

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 10:27 AM

Prince Philip and the Mormons. Of course....



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 01:34 PM

squirrels are notoriously difficult to catch and don't have a great deal of meat on them either, so you probably shouldn't bother eating them if you're very hungry. At least that's what it said in a book I read about......



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 01:42 PM

weird and wonderful foods that tingle the taste buds, alas I'll use google instead now to search for.....

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 01:44 PM

deep fried Squirrel in Batter with a side order of...



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 04:05 PM

Jelly! Don't ever forget the jelly whatever you do!! Elvis would turn his grave, if he thought that someone had forgotten the Jelly with his deep fried battered squirrel. If he wasn't actually alive that is!!!.... Meanwhile back in Alan Sugars hot tub there was a......

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 04:32 PM

n important business decision to make. Should they stick with...



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 07:28 PM

His teeny weeny yellow speedos or go for Tiki shorts? "Lets face it..." says Alan's sidekick.."We don't want a mouse coming out his house, do we?...because the aftermath of that event might be...."



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:33 PM

" Your Fired" yelled Sugar. Just then Elvis left for his evening shift at the chip shop, taking some freshly caught squirrels... 



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:35 PM

To be deep fat fried. The regulars at the chippy love to eat them with their...

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:36 PM

deep fried mars bars and Snickers because as we know they are full of....






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