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[bpirie1000]

Where does a winemaker get his gossip? Through the grapevine.

[Shooter63]

Another one from my vast collection

Shooter

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[GT Jimmy]

RIP to my friend who's wife sent him out for some sewing thread, but went to the pub instead. Gone but not for cotton

[Quinlan minor]

Happy Star Wars Day!

 

 

May the fourth be with you.

[beardylondon]

Loads of non binary people have gone prospecting.

They've heard that there's gold in them/their hills.

[GT Jimmy]

I pour beer on my lawn once a week, it's always half cut

[stevie77]

I once farted in a packed lift. It was wrong on so many levels.

[GT Jimmy]

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

[bpirie1000]

What do you call a teacher who does not fart in public.?

I private tutor (tooter)

[Shooter63]

An absolute jem

Shooter

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[Designer]

Wow I am jealous

[stuart bowes]

An absolute jem

Shooter

 

only 3 inches but it smells like a foot