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[bpirie1000]

I told my doctor that I could only hear a buzzing noise.
He said it was O.K. and not to worry.....It was just a bug going around..

[bpirie1000]

My friend told me he had a bladder infection.

I said. Urine trouble..

[bpirie1000]

My friends daughter 4th birthday yesterday, I hardly recognised her.

I have never seen her be four..

[bpirie1000]

Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he could not see that well..

[bpirie1000]

How do you get a farmers daughter to be your girlfriend ?

A tractor...

[beardylondon]

Sad news: my mate got crushed earlier today by a pile of books.

He's only got his shelf to blame.

[GT Jimmy]

I've always been a bit scared of giants. It turns out I have fe fi fo bia

Edited by GT Jimmy, 17 April 2025 - 06:06 AM.

[bpirie1000]

My mate Gavin just died of indigestion.

I can't believe GAVISGONE....

Edited by bpirie1000, 22 April 2025 - 08:32 AM.

[stevie77]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.

[GT Jimmy]

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me

[GT Jimmy]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. So far we've had 5 pints and he's a nice guy, he's a Web designer

[stevie77]

I heard a commotion in the street the other day. So I went out to investigate and saw two kids, one was playing with a firework, and the other was playing with a battery.
I decided to call the police and let them deal with it, and went back inside.
Anyway a couple of days later I thought I would contact the police to see what happened to these two kids.
They told me that one got let off, and the other one got charged 😁

[GT Jimmy]

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just gathering dust

[Shooter63]

One of my favourites

Shooter

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[bpirie1000]

The man who invented the throat lozenge died last week....

There will be no coffin at the funeral.