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[Bubblebobble]

I remember i use to get served at 15 in pubs with a homemade i.d card . 1 plastic laminate card , cut the front of my school text book out which had the name and crest on it . Stick a bit of card on the back with a photo  and six [ not sixth ] form identity card written on it . It was so rubbish that the back and the front were not cut to the same size . It worked everywhere though !  Enough for me to get drunk on white Russian cocktails in Old Orleans , George street , and get thrown out for barfing on the floor .

 

 

 

 Happy days .

[lyndseyp27]

hahaha i remember from 15 i was using my cousins ID to get in places. I cant see how it worked as she was blonde and must have been about 22 stone on her picture and i was tiny and brunette haha. Oh that ID card took me to exotix places and only one bouncer in Blackpool, at 17 young years, of all places at 'Funny Girls' noticed that the picture wasn't me but he just told me to send other people to the bar and pushed me through.

 

Oh the power of boobs.

[Ben_O]

I remember my dad used to take me and my brother into the Conservative club when we were 14. We used to get served alcohol no questions asked because they trusted my dad when he vouched for our ages.

 

One night, we were at the bar ordering the usuals and a friend of out family (well a bloke who knew our family) walked over to the bar and said immediately to the bar steward, you do know these boys are only about 14?

with that he asked for i.d which we couldn't provide and that was that. Dad lost his membership and we never went back.

 

The Bar steward always used to make me laugh. The first time i ordered a pint of Stella, He asked me in his strong Irish accent, 'Stella's a strong lager so it is, wouldn't you rather have somethin weaker?'

 

Happy days

[Bubblebobble]

hahaha i remember from 15 i was using my cousins ID to get in places. I cant see how it worked as she was blonde and must have been about 22 stone on her picture and i was tiny and brunette haha. Oh that ID card took me to exotix places and only one bouncer in Blackpool, at 17 young years, of all places at 'Funny Girls' noticed that the picture wasn't me but he just told me to send other people to the bar and pushed me through.

 

Oh the power of boobs.

Ahh , the power of boobs . I sometimes wish i had been a woman with boobs . They make you get served first at the bar , help you get a job you may not be capable or qualified for , and get drinks bought for you .

 Not fair . Ive tried displaying my attributes and i all i get is a night in the slammer .

 

 And ive just remembered that me and a friend use to get served at a cricket/social club when we were 13 ! They use to let us by scotch because they found it funny !

[lyndseyp27]

 

hahaha i remember from 15 i was using my cousins ID to get in places. I cant see how it worked as she was blonde and must have been about 22 stone on her picture and i was tiny and brunette haha. Oh that ID card took me to exotix places and only one bouncer in Blackpool, at 17 young years, of all places at 'Funny Girls' noticed that the picture wasn't me but he just told me to send other people to the bar and pushed me through.

 

Oh the power of boobs.

Ahh , the power of boobs . I sometimes wish i had been a woman with boobs . They make you get served first at the bar , help you get a job you may not be capable or qualified for , and get drinks bought for you .

 Not fair . Ive tried displaying my attributes and i all i get is a night in the slammer .

 

 And ive just remembered that me and a friend use to get served at a cricket/social club when we were 13 ! They use to let us by scotch because they found it funny !

 

 

Not to mention that they get you out of speeding tickets ;)

[Ben_O]

 

 

hahaha i remember from 15 i was using my cousins ID to get in places. I cant see how it worked as she was blonde and must have been about 22 stone on her picture and i was tiny and brunette haha. Oh that ID card took me to exotix places and only one bouncer in Blackpool, at 17 young years, of all places at 'Funny Girls' noticed that the picture wasn't me but he just told me to send other people to the bar and pushed me through.

 

Oh the power of boobs.

Ahh , the power of boobs . I sometimes wish i had been a woman with boobs . They make you get served first at the bar , help you get a job you may not be capable or qualified for , and get drinks bought for you .

 Not fair . Ive tried displaying my attributes and i all i get is a night in the slammer .

 

 And ive just remembered that me and a friend use to get served at a cricket/social club when we were 13 ! They use to let us by scotch because they found it funny !

 

 

Not to mention that they get you out of speeding tickets ;)

 

Anyone seen that film '10 things i hate about you' She used hers to get her boyfriend out of Detention.. lol

[lyndseyp27]

 

 

 

hahaha i remember from 15 i was using my cousins ID to get in places. I cant see how it worked as she was blonde and must have been about 22 stone on her picture and i was tiny and brunette haha. Oh that ID card took me to exotix places and only one bouncer in Blackpool, at 17 young years, of all places at 'Funny Girls' noticed that the picture wasn't me but he just told me to send other people to the bar and pushed me through.

 

Oh the power of boobs.

Ahh , the power of boobs . I sometimes wish i had been a woman with boobs . They make you get served first at the bar , help you get a job you may not be capable or qualified for , and get drinks bought for you .

 Not fair . Ive tried displaying my attributes and i all i get is a night in the slammer .

 

 And ive just remembered that me and a friend use to get served at a cricket/social club when we were 13 ! They use to let us by scotch because they found it funny !

 

 

Not to mention that they get you out of speeding tickets ;)

 

Anyone seen that film '10 things i hate about you' She used hers to get her boyfriend out of Detention.. lol

 

God i was so obsessed with that film. Heath Ledger mmmmmm

 

Little beauty

[Ben_O]

God i was so obsessed with that film. Heath Ledger mmmmmm

 

 

Little beauty

 

Nothing wrong with a good chick flick!

 

Shame he died

[Bubblebobble]

Nothing but sexual discrimination . If i was to let a female officer even so much as glimpse a bit of my ' ahem' , i would be locked up on the nonce wing in Wormwood scrubs .

 

 Were is the equality these days ?

[Ben_O]

Nothing but sexual discrimination . If i was to let a female officer even so much as glimpse a bit of my ' ahem' , i would be locked up on the nonce wing in Wormwood scrubs .

 

 Were is the equality these days ?

I don't think it's discrimination mate, it just goes to show that Men are usually much more easily swayed.

[Bubblebobble]

Damm our feeble minds . Perhaps its time for a gay only police force to stop this nonsense . 

[lyndseyp27]

haha it would work for me if i was a police woman!

[Ben_O]

haha it would work for me if i was a police woman!

Go for it!

I could do with ways of getting out of tickets if i ever got one!

[lyndseyp27]

haha always worth a go!

[Bubblebobble]

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