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#166 bpirie1000

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Posted 02 May 2025 - 04:43 PM

Where does a winemaker get his gossip? Through the grapevine.

#167 Shooter63

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Posted 02 May 2025 - 07:48 PM

Another one from my vast collection

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#168 GT Jimmy

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Posted 03 May 2025 - 06:25 AM

RIP to my friend who's wife sent him out for some sewing thread, but went to the pub instead. Gone but not for cotton

#169 Quinlan minor

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Posted Yesterday, 06:34 AM

Happy Star Wars Day!

 

 

May the fourth be with you.



#170 beardylondon

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Posted Yesterday, 09:40 AM

Loads of non binary people have gone prospecting.

They've heard that there's gold in them/their hills.

#171 GT Jimmy

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Posted Yesterday, 05:01 PM

I pour beer on my lawn once a week, it's always half cut

#172 stevie77

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Posted Yesterday, 06:55 PM

I once farted in a packed lift. It was wrong on so many levels.




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