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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:24 PM

Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.

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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:26 PM

Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.

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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:28 PM

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:29 PM

My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.

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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:30 PM

My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday.

That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!

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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:31 PM

I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.

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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:33 PM

What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.

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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:34 PM

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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Posted 21 July 2025 - 02:38 PM

My wife asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.

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Posted 27 July 2025 - 05:28 PM

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Posted 31 July 2025 - 04:40 AM

What does an irish man call 66%?

Two turds.

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Posted 31 July 2025 - 04:41 AM

Knock knock...

Who is there...?

Europe.....

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Posted Yesterday, 10:11 AM

What do you call a pig that has a black belt in karate? A pork chop

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Posted Yesterday, 11:16 AM

I'm starting a new dating service in Prague, it's called Czech Mate




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