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Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.

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Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

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My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.

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My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday.

That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!

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I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.

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What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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My wife asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.