185 replies to this topic

[greatgrowler]

you prepare to do a job by getting a first aid kit out because of busted knuckles, before getting your tools out!

A real mini driver would bleed all over the kitchen whilst looking for it,finally giving up and wrapping a bit of kitchen towel arount their partially severed finger.

[MiniJack]

"A real mini driver would bleed all over the kitchen whilst looking for it,finally giving up and wrapping a bit of kitchen towel arount their partially severed finger."

bit of duct tape and it ll be fine

[greatgrowler]

....when your wife/husband asks why you're looking at minis on ebay when you've already filled the garage and drive with them.

[Bec]

You've got really strong arms from all the steering

its not just steering you get strong arms from!

Pushing your mini out the garage for washing to save on oil

[mini_morley]

Taking pictures at every oportunity

Edited by mini_morley, 25 September 2007 - 09:07 PM.

[clubman katie B.F]

when some one asks how many minis you have and you answer in fractions!!!!

[JetBLICK]

You take the 40min route to work down the country lanes even tho works actually only 10mins down the road

[greatgrowler]

when some one asks how many minis you have and you answer in fractions!!!!

LOL!!!

[Natalie]

You name your Mini and talk about it like its a human haha

Yep

If you see a mini in a carpark,you have to park next to it.

Yep again

[rozzer!]

You've got really strong arms from all the steering

its not just steering you get strong arms from!

Pushing your mini out the garage for washing to save on oil

buffing gives the strongest arms!

[Mini Sarah Sway]

I dunno if this would be one, but I have a Mini fund starting soon so I can get things when he WILL break haha

[Se7enS1ns]

When you move the sofa closer to the living room window.
When you move the bed closer the bedroom window.
When you look out of said windows every time you hear an exhaust.

When you keep a pop bottle full of water in the back.
When you assess what tools to take with you based on distance of the drive.

When you lock up the brakes on normal cars.
When you cant park normal cars for toffee.

When you get embarrassed at the thought of it not starting in the works carpark. And when you breath that sigh of relief when it eventually does.

Just a few ive noticed of myself over the years, the mrs could elaborate further, but she's busy looking for the jump leads.

[rozzer!]

you only gain interest in work when there is a mini involved! lol!

[Bean]

when some one asks how many minis you have and you answer in fractions!!!!

i do!




When you have to ask people how tall they are before you agree to giving them a lift!

[Neb]

You order a new tech book Sunday evening with 1 day delivery and at 2am Monday morning your annoyed because it hasn't shipped yet.