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#61 andyc142

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 12:22 PM

When you read all these and smile to yourself and agree to them all.

#62 yorkshirechris

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 03:05 PM

...when your hoover spends more time outdoors than it does indoors


What about when you have a spare hoover for cleaning the car!! :gimme:

#63 yorkshirechris

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 03:07 PM

You love it when you can out-run a BMW at the lights, when the driver has been laughing at your car :gimme:

#64 Kev G

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 03:10 PM

...you miss Speed Camara's, your turning, zebra crossings, and all your general road safety sense goes out the window 'because your too busy looking on the other side of the road for another Mini to wave at!!

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#65 TJenkos

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 03:32 PM

You look for an excuse to go for a drive.

If you see a mini in a carpark,you have to park next to it.

Yep, I do them both :gimme:

#66 Danny Boy

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 03:50 PM

when some one asks how many minis you have and you answer in fractions!!!!

yup one and a hlaf mini's

#67 minidan

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 04:16 PM

hehe these are all great!

#68 Se7enS1ns

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 04:30 PM

When your car has its own Facebook account. with more friends than your own one, might i add :gimme:

#69 yorkshirechris

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 04:31 PM

When your car has its own Facebook account. with more friends than your own one, might i add :gimme:


LOL. Is that true Dan? :P

#70 taffy1967

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 04:41 PM

When most of you're DVD collection consists of films featuring Minis!

:P :gimme:

#71 Teapot

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 04:46 PM

When my t-shirt collection is: without minis on, 2; with minis on, 7

Edited by Teapot, 26 September 2007 - 04:46 PM.


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Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:02 PM

Wow it's not just me then seems like everyone is going mental for minis....i just like the fact that more and more are on the road.

......and you n=know your a mini driver when your passanger keeps yelling "SLOW DOWN THERES A :P ROUNDABOUT" while you take them at 40-50 mph lol :gimme:

#73 G.T.M.

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:13 PM

When all you can think about is the evil monster that is rust and why it was ever invented!

It takes £1.50 at the jet wash not £4

When you can look under the bonnet and atuchally see whats what, and not masses of electronics and black plastic covers

The people at work take the *yellow human water* out of you for owning a mini, and you atuchally laugh not laugh it off.

When you get in another car and reach for the choke.

when you can wave at other drivers and A) they dont give you a funny look B) you dont have to spend 40k+ to own a car you can wave at other owners in

WHEN YOU OWN A CAR THAT HAS 1000 TIMES MORE CHARACTER THAN ANY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD!

You need two... one for each foot

Edited by G.T.M., 26 September 2007 - 05:22 PM.


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Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:23 PM

When you can make any parking space look like old trafford :gimme:

Loving these, most of them would make great bumper stickers!

#75 G.T.M.

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Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:31 PM

When you no longer have to parallel park




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