21 replies to this topic

[Bungle]

he's not old enought for that

[Teapot]

Are you sure it wasn't just a volemeal loaf
I thank you

That has been noted and you get three black marks on your joker's licence

[*DJH*]

I got a sliced loaf from the bakers oven that had a mouse chopped up in it

I smell a courtcase....

Really? I smell bulls**t!

I bet it isn't bulls##t, you should've heard the skreik that the old lady made, nearly gave me a frigging heart attack

[TJenkos]

he's not old enought for that

Nope

[Pie]

I got a sliced loaf from the bakers oven that had a mouse chopped up in it

I smell a courtcase....

Really? I smell bulls**t!

I bet it isn't bulls##t, you should've heard the skreik that the old lady made, nearly gave me a frigging heart attack

In your first post you say "I got a sliced loaf from the bakers oven that had a mouse chopped up in it". Now your saying a women was cutting it.
And just to clarify, for health and safety, no employees have been allowed to "hand slice" bread since 1996. Hence why every bakery must now have an inspection before opening/being taken on. This is to ensure they have all the correct equipment, and they obide all health and safety laws.

[yorkshirechris]

You spent over £1 on a loaf of bread?!

Only time I've spent more than 50p was yesterday, 65p for a tiger loaf, mmmmmmmmmm

That's a sign that you've moved into your new place then...

Or are practising for when you do

[minili]

Lol I haven't yet and if I'm budgeting I'm not doing a very good job I must just be stingey with bread

T minus 13 days to get-the-keys day! Date is actually not confirmed yet but that's the plan, still waiting for the bank reference as the branch didn't bother forwarding it on to the central place for references