Attention Laydeez
#1
Posted 28 February 2008 - 10:53 AM
Your Name, Vital Stats, Cooking ability (score out of 5) & speciality dish, Any other useful skills or info.
Melanie Fitchick, 38c-26-36, 3 Sunday roast, Gas Welding-Rubber allergy
#2
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:00 AM
Oooops...... sorry Ethel, I'm already engaged
#3
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:03 AM
#4
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:05 AM
#5
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:06 AM
Ive a feeling ethels erm... well a male?Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?
#6
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:09 AM
Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?
Civil Partnership.
The lucky applicant and I are going to set up a teepee in an organic commune and make carbon offset candles
#7
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:11 AM
i might be allergic to carbon offset thingumies... id have to check. may have to retract my offer im sorry about this.Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?
Civil Partnership.
The lucky applicant and I are going to set up a teepee in an organic commune and make carbon offset candles
#8
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:20 AM
As you know tomorrow's the 29th Feb and doubtless I'll be inundated with offers. To ease the burden I've made this list for you to add yourselves to: please make your entry on a new line, keep to the format of the example and only use commas to separate the criteria so I can copy the data in to a database.
I thought I was the only one for you, Eff?
*runs off broken hearted to slit wrists in the woods*
#9
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:38 AM
Ive a feeling ethels erm... well a male?Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?
Ok...now it all makes sense.
Ive gone this whole time thinking he was a she.
#10
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:44 AM
Ive a feeling ethels erm... well a male?Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?
Ok...now it all makes sense.
Ive gone this whole time thinking he was a she.
That happens alot around here, did you know Raz is a man?
#11
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:47 AM
why in the woods juju, break into his home and do it and boil his toy bunny while you are at it for effect. if he hasnt got a bunny, boil his favorite winnie.....As you know tomorrow's the 29th Feb and doubtless I'll be inundated with offers. To ease the burden I've made this list for you to add yourselves to: please make your entry on a new line, keep to the format of the example and only use commas to separate the criteria so I can copy the data in to a database.
I thought I was the only one for you, Eff?
*runs off broken hearted to slit wrists in the woods*
#12
Posted 28 February 2008 - 11:53 AM
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#13
Posted 28 February 2008 - 12:08 PM
why in the woods juju, break into his home and do it and boil his toy bunny while you are at it for effect. if he hasnt got a bunny, boil his favorite winnie.....
What? This place?
The walls are already caked in blood & I haven't even got my razor blade out yet. There's summink bubbling away on the stove, but I don't dare lift the lid. I don't like it here. It ain't natural.
I'm outta here ladies. He's all yours..........
*legs it back through the woods desperately praying to a god-that-clearly-doesn't-exist-otherwise-there-wouldn't-be-such-weirdos-roaming-free-on-the-planet*
#14
Posted 28 February 2008 - 12:14 PM
#15
Posted 28 February 2008 - 12:18 PM
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