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[Ethel]

As you know tomorrow's the 29th Feb and doubtless I'll be inundated with offers. To ease the burden I've made this list for you to add yourselves to: please make your entry on a new line, keep to the format of the example and only use commas to separate the criteria so I can copy the data in to a database.

Your Name, Vital Stats, Cooking ability (score out of 5) & speciality dish, Any other useful skills or info.

Melanie Fitchick, 38c-26-36, 3 Sunday roast, Gas Welding-Rubber allergy

[Amy]

Mimi-mini, 36c-28-36, 5 Thai green curry or Vindaloo, car bodywork, MIG welding, interior retrims, mechanics, housewifery, bedroom skills, artistic shizzle..... also has a latex alergy




Oooops...... sorry Ethel, I'm already engaged

[Black.Ghost]

Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?

[imabitnaughtyxx]

imabitnaughtyxx, 38/36/40, Cooking ability (5) speciality dish, chicken korma, special skills- bigmouth, p/t mini restorer, good with a big wrench no allergies... already married but making an offer just in case.

[imabitnaughtyxx]

Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?

Ive a feeling ethels erm... well a male?

[Ethel]

Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?

Civil Partnership.


The lucky applicant and I are going to set up a teepee in an organic commune and make carbon offset candles

[imabitnaughtyxx]

Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?

Civil Partnership.


The lucky applicant and I are going to set up a teepee in an organic commune and make carbon offset candles

i might be allergic to carbon offset thingumies... id have to check. may have to retract my offer im sorry about this.

[Juju]

As you know tomorrow's the 29th Feb and doubtless I'll be inundated with offers. To ease the burden I've made this list for you to add yourselves to: please make your entry on a new line, keep to the format of the example and only use commas to separate the criteria so I can copy the data in to a database.

I thought I was the only one for you, Eff?

*runs off broken hearted to slit wrists in the woods*

[Black.Ghost]

Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?

Ive a feeling ethels erm... well a male?

Ok...now it all makes sense.

Ive gone this whole time thinking he was a she.

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Sorry to hijack your thread but am I missing something? I thought this was the one day of the year when women proposed. So why will you be getting offers, shouldnt you be making the offers?

Ive a feeling ethels erm... well a male?

Ok...now it all makes sense.

Ive gone this whole time thinking he was a she.

That happens alot around here, did you know Raz is a man?

[imabitnaughtyxx]

As you know tomorrow's the 29th Feb and doubtless I'll be inundated with offers. To ease the burden I've made this list for you to add yourselves to: please make your entry on a new line, keep to the format of the example and only use commas to separate the criteria so I can copy the data in to a database.

I thought I was the only one for you, Eff?

*runs off broken hearted to slit wrists in the woods*

why in the woods juju, break into his home and do it and boil his toy bunny while you are at it for effect. if he hasnt got a bunny, boil his favorite winnie.....

[MissSportyGT]

Lois Age:18 i don't know my sizes but size 10. Score 5 im brilliant i can put kfc out of the box onto a plate.

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Edited by Sexy_Lois, 28 February 2008 - 12:40 PM.

[Juju]

why in the woods juju, break into his home and do it and boil his toy bunny while you are at it for effect. if he hasnt got a bunny, boil his favorite winnie.....

What? This place?



The walls are already caked in blood & I haven't even got my razor blade out yet. There's summink bubbling away on the stove, but I don't dare lift the lid. I don't like it here. It ain't natural.

I'm outta here ladies. He's all yours..........

*legs it back through the woods desperately praying to a god-that-clearly-doesn't-exist-otherwise-there-wouldn't-be-such-weirdos-roaming-free-on-the-planet*

[stickycreambun]

erm...Juju, your pills...?

[WiredbyWilson]

im scared now juju