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[Jammy]

Theres always the "I'm gay" get out clause, but living with them thats going to be a hard facade to keep up.... Or maybe not?! I don't really know you...

[Rob Himself]

Hmmm.... I'm currently leaning towards a variation of Jammy's idea:

Bring an ugly heffer back for some really loud sex! But I'm no man *woman of ill repute*.

[M1N1C00P3R1275]

Hmmm.... I'm currently leaning towards a variation of Jammy's idea:

Bring an ugly heffer back for some really loud sex! But I'm no man *woman of ill repute*.

rather than the bring back a bloke idea if shes on your computer all the time just put some gay porn history and that will get her thinking

[*Raz*]

Firstly, I would be of the opinion that she may still have feelings but girls are somewhat unpredictable so its hard to tell. I would also be pretty p'eed off if an ex had gone through my computer. The porn on there is a great idea.

Secondly, I was listnening to Radio 1 today, and Scott Mills got women to phone up and confess to what they do.

There are some strange insecure girls out there. One girl would reguarly check her bf's ex gf's facebook pics because she was ugly and it made her feel good. A couple of lads phoned up and said that after one night stands girls had left their underwear in weird places, one of which was the cutlery drawer in his kitchen!

The funniest bit however was Scott read something from some blokes mag that said that girls often phone up exs for sex instead of finding someone new to keep their number down Girls were phoning up afterwards wanting to know how he had discovered their little secret haha. It was very funny.

Scott Mills is a legend. Flirt divert is a genius idea.

I was listening to that Some girls are weird but we are not all like that!

I gave out flirt divert the other day, it was really funny! Genius Idea!!!

Rob, dont fret, she is prob just jealous!! She may still have feelings for you (maybe mainly because you were obviously quite close as you went out for a while, you have 'history'). But then on the other hand, she might want the best of both worlds. She might want her single life when its ok for her, but then when she thinks of you with another girl she gets jealous and doesnt want them to have you! It is hard, and to be honest its only been a few months, it can take longer than that!

The green eyed monster is a funny thing!

Id be annoyed off if someone went through my stuff actually. In fact, I had an ex boyfriend do that. I asked him to look after my mobile. Im really protective over my phone (or used to be), I dont really know why, but its similar to my protective-ness about my handbag, I cant be away from it when im out I had nothing to hide on my phone (obviously), but he sneaked off (he was drunk) and went through my phone then denied it when I caught him and asked about it. That just made me think that he didnt trust me and felt he had to look to see if I was up to anything . Not sure he would have done that had he been sober but hey. If you dont have trust you dont have anything!!!!

Just see how it goes with your gf for a while. Girls can be weird, but Im sure guys do weird things too!!

Ask yourself how you would feel if she came home with a new guy. You may say your not bothered but ask yourself truely dont you get a green eyed monster (afterall its only been a few months).

Sometimes people miss what they dont have. ''You dont know what you have got til its gone''

Edited by *Raz*, 13 March 2008 - 08:04 PM.

[BJst416]

taking a female chum back for 'coffee' and making sure she meets your ex in the kitchen "accidentally" the next morning"

Picture it:

Oh hey, some coffee?
this is ... by the way
Ahhh it burns, it burns!!

lol

[mini93]

and then your ex mentions how suddenly coffee is very loud...

[alexcrosse]

find the dictionary definition of chastity and set it as your facebook status. Sorted

[lil dan]

find the dictionary definition of chastity and set it as your facebook status. Sorted

just for ease CLICKY LOL

[Flukey]

You know women are a right mistory! I cant understand them...I have had problems with an ex who i technically broke up with back in december but then over the christmas break got back together with...she said recently she had all these feelings for me and all that but...and she couldnt give a reason for ''but''. I dont envy you mate

take a look at thins though lol sums em up i reckon lol ( sorry girls )


WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
---------------------------
Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &
200 kg
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious
stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know
reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when
saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct
contact with each other.

MY GOD! these women just wont shut up

(I think that is so great had me in stitches)

http://www.urbandict....php?term=women


Cheers hope you manage to sort things out

[Rob Himself]

Cheers for the support dudes & dudettes Accidentally snapped at her earlier on - other housemate + I came downstairs (got a funny terraced house with a door to the stairs) and accidentaly slammed it open, to which I got a snide under-breath "Oh mature..." which she received a smiley "Oh hello, liar." back. I ***kin' hate being angry - I'm never angry! Takes a lot to push me to the edge, but when I do I go off the rails ... which is very very rare of me.

She's off home tomorrow for 3 weeks, thank bananas, so I get some peace and quiet to myself.

I'm on 3-day weekend now (wwwooooooo!) and going to the pub for one of those classic 'quiet pints' which never are, out tomorrow and then again Saturday ... 3-day bender, wwwwoooooo!

[davej]

Mate women are a very strange species, it sounds to me like other people have said that she doesnt want you but doesnt want anyone else to either, she wants to still have a hold on you, hopes that you still have feelings for her.

I was with my ex for a year and a half and then last summer we split up because she had been doing my head in being so jealous and not letting me out of her sight and she had been on my computer going through my emails and other stuff (she found an email to another woman who I`ve been friends with all my life but female friends werent allowed in her eyes). After a month she had got engaged and bought a house with another guy, I finally told her to go away and stop texting me last week and she said "I didnt want to lose you completley" and agreed that we both have to move on, so just shows some women like to have a hold on ex`s and get jealous when you find someone new.