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[Mini-Mad-Craig]

Yea, The beatles played opposite the bingo building in 1961 Then they knocked the building down

Best thing to do is ignore them mate There hideous people.

yeh i know..didnt really notice them until i heard this horn and looked around and then the........w**ker

No use in chasing them seeing as Chathams road is a one way (fail) now either

[GottaDesigner]

You must have scared them. Their precious little Corsa probably couldn't take the competition of a Mini... so they shouted abuse at you

[cooperdan]

hahah chavs! dont you hate them! tbf, some of them are alright once you talk to them, i had a few in classes of mine at school, i got along fine with them, they stuck up for me on quite a few occassions! and they all love my car, and no not because they want to nick it! some of them are doing motorvechile courses at college, and apprechiate the mini! never had any trouble with it parked in town, only when it was parked in the school car park, which just shows how immature high school kids can be!! but as soon as i get out of my town i get chavs revving engines at traffic lights, try and race me around roundabouts! i just dont rise to it, just carry on driving, and if there driving up your arse, just pull over to the inside lane, or into a layby and just let them pass!

had a chav try it on with me in a fully loaded saxo vtr, 5 chavs in it, on the duel carridge way, just let him passed, caught up with him later on a roundabout when he was trying it on again, trying to pull away, his aftermarket exhaust came off, and exploded infront of me, being in a mini, i managed to steer around it with ease, and get back onto the proper side of the road intime to drop it a cog, floor it and wave as they pulled over! i like to think it was karma!

That ending up being quite a funny story

[cooperdan]

Yea, The beatles played opposite the bingo building in 1961 Then they knocked the building down

Best thing to do is ignore them mate There hideous people.

yeh i know..didnt really notice them until i heard this horn and looked around and then the........w**ker

No use in chasing them seeing as Chathams road is a one way (fail) now either

Dont 9am last week was stuck in it for half hour

[adam_93rio]

to get home from my work in donny theres a massive bridge and peoplealways try n beat each other over it for some reason
(dont see the obsession to be honest)
this one day a guy from work in his 2.5l merc floored it when he was sat next to me at the lights, i just ent over at like 40 then when we got to the roundabout i didnt have to slow down, so caught him up and flew straight passed him
didnt see him again for the whole journey

[mini93]

funnily enough no one ever shouts that at me in my mini lol or then even if they did i wouldnt hear them!

[Gazw]

Must be a southern thing!

[aston19uk]

I was driving home from work today and there is a traffic light junction and to the right coming out of the junction there were 3 chavs in a corsa (of course) and for some reason they tooted there horn and shouted w**ker..that was quite extraordinary lol..

I thought what was all that about... wasnt angry just confused

i thought you were a w**ker that whys lol JOKES

[mighty mini jack]

Best to ignore the chavvy scrotes because to be honest.. they dont have much going for them!

[Matt.P]

As we're tootling around in my dad's mk2 at the moment, you sometimes get chavs not knowing what to think of the car, but the other day, just made me realise that there is still hope.

Parked up to get some petrol, and a scooter rally drove past (old 60's vespa's, lambretta's etc) with most of them giving us the peace sign or a thumbs up, really makes you feel good when people appreciate our little cars

[RAMPAGE]

Sorry guys but could someone explain to me what a chav is?

[taffy1967]

Sorry guys but could someone explain to me what a chav is?

Their the spawn of satan, scumbag low life youngsters.

CHAV often stands for 'Cheap And Vulgar' or 'Council House And Violent'.

Their are the scum of the earth and need wiping out. Perhaps the new Doctor Who will take them and their families on?

[Matt.P]

Sorry guys but could someone explain to me what a chav is?

They are a race that walk among us believe it or not, they tend to be more nocturnal, wearing dark clothing to blend in with their surroundings, they are also known to brandish primitive weapons seized from nearby building sites such as bricks - using them to attack the older generation.

They're mating call sounds a lot like a sort of chant... which normally involves the words "brap" "Ho" "blud" or "respec"

They're pretty easy to spot, but they shouldn't be provoked as they are quick to temper, best to let the police catch the feral ones and put them away for good

[taffy1967]

Their also known for wearing far too much Burberry clothing. So they also have no taste.

[Down&Out]

If you want the definition of chav, watch the film kidulthood.