I've had evil thoughts like that but they qucikly dissapear once I get my Mini down a fabvourite stretch of road, or when people stop and ask you about it becasue they are legendary cars.
Modern, reliable, safe cars are plain dull and drive even worse with too much power assisted rubbish and they are too heavy.
When Minis break down (which is a fair bit, I concede that) they are cheap to repair.
When a modern car breaks down, which they do do, they are expensive to repair.
If you sell it and buy a eurobox or something, you'll regret it.
If Mini owners had £1 for everyone who says "I had one, wish I didn't sell it" we'd all be millionaires.
I do understand what your saying about how easly you can for get about the bad when they run well but iv just picked the car up from having a new wing and respray and the nob has sprayed it the wrong coulor and it looks a state and i just though i wouldn't be having to put new wings on a cheap runabout cause if it wont pass a mot you scrap them and buy another. As much as i would love to keep the mini i do alot of motorway driving and often have to carry 5people and am always carting things about so i just going to have to have a car that can cope.
Minis are fun cars to have as a second car ifyou can afford it but being the poor student that i am i just cant so it has to go it will be being sold in sheffield if anyones intrested