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[CLM]

....you can't get out of your car in a public place without some random stranger coming up to you and telling you how they used to have one, or they passed their test in one, or their dad used to have one, or that they had one as their first car etc etc.......

...or how much you would sell it for...

Chris

[the_r_sole]

the gf always sarcastically asks if the [insert tiny object/person here] will fit in the car

[andy159]

... you have lots of oil patches on the drive

[adam davies]

you have to shout "down here" when going through a drive thru

[AVV IT]

....you think that showing a woman a good time, involves taking her to look at rows of shiny old cars in a field on a summers day.

Edited by AVV IT, 03 August 2011 - 09:58 PM.

[89mini-boy]

....You have filled your garage up withs bits and pieces and starts spreading to the house, like a unstoppable disease.

[Daviewonder]

You can do a complete reshell in a day

[JustSteve]

Your car likes to break down most tuesday, but you still love it as it brings a smile to your face every time you hop in the drivers seat! (Even if you have to make the noises yourself because it's tuesday)

[stevedx]

.........when even when you are stood at the side of the road with it broken down, you still defend it to anyone that starts on it, even the breakdown recovery man!

[spi-bwk]

you dont actually want anyone to come with you....but you like having the 2 front seats.

[Juju]

Ethel came up with the best a couple of years ago:

If someone asks how many cars you have & your answer contains fractions.

Have a look here: Same thread, but from 2 years ago

[scotty_18]

Whilst driving, when you hear a small odd noise and think.. Oh, what's going to need repairing/replacing now?

[Black.Ghost]

Ethel came up with the best a couple of years ago:

If someone asks how many cars you have & your answer contains fractions.

Have a look here: Same thread, but from 2 years ago

My mates take the mick out of me a lot for this.

You know it doesnt matter how bad a modd you are in, going for a drive in the mini will cheer you up.

[MiniChap]

....When your car actually fits in the garage and you can actually open the door properly to get out

[scotty_18]

... When your fat friend lays in the middle of the road and instead of slowing down/stopping your get all four wheels up onto the kerb, round him and casually carry on driving