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#61 Bec

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 05:14 PM

...when you get mocked for driving anything else.

...after you've been called by it's name so often you even answer to it ... even though it's a male name ... and you don't get a complex :lol:

...when the spare room in your house is so full of mini parts it's named the mini's room.

...the first thing you look for in a house is where you'd keep the mini.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 05:29 PM

You know your a mini owner when nearly every child in your class buys you a toy mini/mini model at Christmas and the end of the school term before the 6 weeks holiday. My desk used to be full of them!

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Edited by daddycool, 23 February 2010 - 05:42 PM.


#63 GregH

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 05:59 PM

...when the first question anyone asks you is "hows the mini?".

Thats my favorate so far. lol. :lol:

...when you feel sorry for minis in scrap yards.
...when you say thank you to your mini for getting you to your destination in time and trouble free.
...when you say thank you at the end of a journey and the passenger says "thats ok" and you reply "i wasnt talking to you".
...when you plan your week around what needs doing to the mini.
...when you wonder what is wrong with her this time and enjoy sorting the problem.
...when you take bits apart and service and clean them for no apparent reason.
...when you wave at another mini owner and get goose bumps all the way to you toes.
...when you see another mini owner with hazards you stop and help.
...when you see a mini on the road when your in a modern car and you wave anyway.
...when your friends and familly see a mini on TV they shout "theres a mini on the TV!" and you rush to see it.

These are just a few that i can think of.
They are brilliant and i dont think im ever going to be able to tear my self apart from them.

Greg

edit: ...when you open the window when you go through tight spaces just to hear the exhaust.

Edited by GregH, 23 February 2010 - 06:00 PM.


#64 Foxy10

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 06:07 PM

best topic ever!!

...when you constantly changing your idea of how you want your mini to look.
...when you get in some1 else's "small" car, fiesta etc, you think 'omg it feels massive! and its silent!'

Edited by Foxy10, 23 February 2010 - 06:24 PM.


#65 leaky

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 06:14 PM

When you shout 'go mini *melonsing* go' while trying to get up big hills. Then when you get to the top you go 'good mini' and tap the steering wheel.
Funny enough I went back to college today after half term the first thing everyone ones said was 'hows the mini'

Edited by Mini-jon, 23 February 2010 - 06:16 PM.


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Posted 23 February 2010 - 06:52 PM

...even when you're running late you find time to check that both doors and boot are locked.

...when people who see you everyday but not to talk to refer to you as 'the mini girl'.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:06 PM

when some jelous chavs drive behind you in mummys car flashs their lights hazerds to *yellow human water* you off.
when no one elses car is good.
when you take a long detour through a tunnel. :)
when you get home and the first thing you do is see if youre minis ok.
when you over take a fast car and say thanks to youre mini.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:10 PM

...when you plan lots of breaks in a long journey, just so the Mini can have rests!

...when your friends and family refer to your car by its name!

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:18 PM

you get up in the night to check the cars ok every time you here a noise outside.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:20 PM

when old people point and say i had one of them.

and little kids point and say i want one.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:23 PM

when you use your coffee table as stand to clean parts on

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:26 PM

when your materials and manufacturing lecturer at uni talks about pitfalls in manufacturing techniques and corrosion with steel, and is looking at you shaking his head while he is saying it, and when talking about the "old" ways of manufacturing, will finish the sentence with "just like your mini"

and your motorsport technology lecturer is talking about how 4 stroke engines dont use oil, and ends that sentence with, unless its a mini! again, looking at you!

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:32 PM

oh, and every phone call you make to your dad is about your mini, asking how he solved the same problem 30 years ago!

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:35 PM

Is it ok to wave at mini owners when walking along. will they know you drive one?

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 07:36 PM

Parking other (more expensive) cars in the way to block your car in at night, just to keep it safe...
And im guilty of opening the window and booting it through any and every tunnel, even in artic weather...
Ive even taken to tapping on the roof while driving and saying well done at the end of a long journey :)




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