i have no control over whether my indicators choose to work or not.People that don't indicate annoy me.
if people get right up my arse, i do one of two things depending on my mood.
1) i will boot it. my mini may not be built for top end speed, but relative to most cars its pulls off lovely (as most other minis do).
this is to show them im driving at the limit, because i want to, not because i cant go any faster.
2) as others have said, ill intentionally slow right down. i can also have my brake light on without actually slowing down if i press the pedal lightly enough, so i can technically accelerate whilst my brake lights are on.
ive embarassed many drivers since having my mini.