You straddle the bonnet, right?Maybe you've been driving it wrong? Lol
Not sure about it being gay, but it's certainly a pain in the arse
Are Mini Mayfair's For Gays?
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, Dec 14 2011 11:38 PM
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 05:34 PM
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 06:19 PM
Silly boy.....you brace yourself and then launch an attack on the rear 
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 06:34 PM
im sure i remember a topic on here YEARS back that was about the sexuality of mini drivers, and i was quite pleasantly shocked at how open allot of people were on here.
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 06:45 PM
Silly boy.....you brace yourself and then launch an attack on the rear
Would explain the trend for huge exhausts
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 07:31 PM
Excellent...well thats that sorted then...
Has anyone actually answered the OP question yet? Or have we all just gone off on a weird tangent? Im loving this thread!!
as a cooper driver i would say yes mayfairs are for gays
Next!!
are male sports pack owners compensating for being small in the trouser department with their large wheels
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 07:54 PM
This thread has gone to the depths of the controversial forum world. 
I've got a medium sized exhaust, large sportspack wheels and a long gear stick. I'm off to search 'average size for a male ...' on Google , since I'm getting slightly worried
I've got a medium sized exhaust, large sportspack wheels and a long gear stick. I'm off to search 'average size for a male ...' on Google , since I'm getting slightly worried
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:17 PM
I like big ones...But I think 13 inches is a bit much....
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:50 PM
Like I said when I was at college, I only need a mini to compensate for other things, but I don't feel the need to over compensate like some of the members on here with their flashey bits, no pun intended 
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:09 PM
If you rearrange the letters in Mini Mayfair you get
I'm Fairy Man, I.....
I'm Fairy Man, I.....
Edited by Daviewonder, 17 December 2011 - 10:10 PM.
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:26 PM
my old gay manager in work told me he had a 1275 GT and he loved it.
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:42 PM
Josh, you have just changed the game mate. That was a conquest breaking statement, which has changed EVERYTHING.
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:45 PM
i feel powerful.
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:48 PM
It cant have been a real 1275GT...only REAL men can drive a 1275GT...my old gay manager in work told me he had a 1275 GT and he loved it.
Which might explain why mine is on a trailer!!
Edited by AndyMiniMad., 17 December 2011 - 10:50 PM.
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:50 PM
he was definately a bloke, just a very femanine one, and he was young at the time apparently. but funny thing is he got fired because he was physically touching up one of the boys haha,
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:50 PM
a long gear stick.
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