147 replies to this topic

[maggies_minder]

Silly boy.....you brace yourself and then launch an attack on the rear

Would explain the trend for huge exhausts

and the trend to keep things "original". (read as keeping original peashooter).

[minimissionary]

Even I'm starting to think this thread a little bizzarre. It's on page 8 after about 4 days; what does that say about this forum's members?

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

Metros are fully straight cars

[Bungle]

but their owners are bent as a 9 pound note

[Carlzilla]

Mine is/was a mayfair. At some point in the future its going to be pushing out around 170bhp. Enough to toy with most things on the road. Nothing gay about that

[minimissionary]

Gay or not, I'd find it hard to control myself with 170bhp.

[Carlzilla]

I'm definately going to die within a week of my car being back on the road. of course thats flywheel figure haha. But i did work out, that with 150hp @ the fly, and with a new civic type R at 200 @ flywheel, that at standard road weights, a mini will be 100hp per tonne better off than the civic, madness!

[minimissionary]

Do yourself a favour; buy some disposable seat covers

[maggies_minder]

Do yourself a favour; buy some disposable seat covers

and a small exhaust (see my post above)

[Carlzilla]

Nahh, 2" bore single box side exit for turbo application, all in lovely stainless. It should be much quieter than n/a though, the turbo quitens down a lot of the exhaust pulses which generate the noise
Also, easy to clean

Edited by Carlzilla, 18 December 2011 - 08:28 PM.

[invisible_kid]

i drive a mayfair but it's dressed up as a cooper sportpack.

No one will ever know

Either that or its in the closet lol
Bt my sprite was the same bt then wen I gt it it must of came out cause I'm changing it bk lol
Dnt always have that affect on girls tho ...honest lol

[Mini 360]

Is this real life? What an utterly stupid question.......

[joshspragg]

i can tell for a start my mini is a girl and cannot be gay. because she steals all my time and money and i can always hear her moaning. if she was a lesbian she'd be to butch which shes not. so i think its safe to say my car is straight

[minimissionary]

i can tell for a start my mini is a girl and cannot be gay. because she steals all my time and money and i can always hear her moaning. if she was a lesbian she'd be to butch which shes not. so i think its safe to say my car is straight

Mines probably a woman too then. Think it's got the painters in at the moment. It's certainly giving me a hard time

[joshspragg]

ye mine gives me a hard time,