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#46 Ryang556

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:48 PM





was pretty unsuccessful with the bucket seats...


Minor hurdle my friend ;D


Haha! my mini is like the anti-sex mini! can't do it inside because the seats and cage.. then to the bonnet.. ahhh its fibreglass! against the side? i think not, damn polycarb windows!


In all respect bucket seats just make it easier because it stops you from moving, it's possible enough said :shifty:


thats a fair comment... but if you cant move, whats the point? >_<


Well if you're stuck in the seat nicely and can't move, means it's easier for her and she has to do all the work... :shifty:

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:49 PM

not when she's stuck in her seat aswell!

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:51 PM

not when she's stuck in her seat aswell!


You're sat in the seat, she's on top of you, it works believe me! :shifty:

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:51 PM

epic thread

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:53 PM


not when she's stuck in her seat aswell!


You're sat in the seat, she's on top of you, it works believe me! :shifty:


trust me... doesnt work, arms and legs flying everywhere oh and boobs dont forget boobs! ..... hers were aswell :/

Edited by retroracer1275, 18 March 2012 - 11:54 PM.


#51 Ryang556

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:54 PM



not when she's stuck in her seat aswell!


You're sat in the seat, she's on top of you, it works believe me! :shifty:


trust me... doesnt work, arms and legs flying everywhere


Practice makes perfect :shifty:

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:58 PM

Yes.

Edit : forgot this... :shades:

Edited by chrisandsarah, 19 March 2012 - 12:02 AM.


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Posted 19 March 2012 - 12:03 AM

Simple. Put her on back seats, bum at end of seats, legs akimbo, u kneel feet against crossmember, hold rear seat belts as you will be bending slightly.

Thought I might as well put the technical detail. Genuinely works, and good, just a little painful, especially next day...

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 12:08 AM

Simple. Put her on back seats, bum at end of seats, legs akimbo, u kneel feet against crossmember, hold rear seat belts as you will be bending slightly.

Thought I might as well put the technical detail. Genuinely works, and good, just a little painful, especially next day...


Careful backing up - or possibility of getting some uninvited gear stick love :X (not speaking from experience)

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:04 AM

COMPLETELY POSSIBLE! if you have standard seats, i shall let you in on a secret, gather round. you dont even have to recline the front seats, you just stick one bum cheak on each seat (i havea skinny bum so its possible for anyone) and then stick your lady friend on top! i would draw a diagram for you but id get banned :whistling:

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:16 AM

Another sign of getting older :lol:

My brains going Nooooo!!!

I dont let anyone eat or drink in my mini's....... nevermind getting their wiffy bits out >_<

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:24 AM

LOL - now this is a funny thread! I've experienced all sorts of things in a Mini and it is possible but with people's apparent propensity for dogging these days and most people, I would hope, not wishing to share their more intimate moments with a bunch of random perverts who have nothing better to do than imitate a seagull (I believe the phrase is something like that) all over your bonnet, surely the safest thing to do is get a room?

Was that too much?

Edited by TicTax, 19 March 2012 - 09:25 AM.


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Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:37 AM

You all have failed to take in the account of what damage you'll do to your mini...

With all the wild ravaging, somethings bound to fall off, or your "gentlemans" going to get caught on something in the car or worst yet jabbed into some rust you didnt realise was there and then you'd go and investigate and forgetting the poor girl waiting there for you, forgetting your completely naked you'll climb out of your car to climb under to investigate...then thats when troubles start....


or you could just get the gearknob up your rear.....now thats not fun...

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:43 AM





was pretty unsuccessful with the bucket seats...


Minor hurdle my friend ;D


Haha! my mini is like the anti-sex mini! can't do it inside because the seats and cage.. then to the bonnet.. ahhh its fibreglass! against the side? i think not, damn polycarb windows!


In all respect bucket seats just make it easier because it stops you from moving, it's possible enough said :shifty:


thats a fair comment... but if you cant move, whats the point? >_<


You don't need to move at all ---Didnt Sting the king of tantric sex own mini?

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 10:07 AM

or you could just get the gearknob up your rear.....now thats not fun...

Sounds like you're speaking from experience. :o




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