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#286 Artful Dodger

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 09:02 PM

nah niether im so tired

 

 

BUT I SHAL SPAMMION AND CARRY ON



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 09:03 PM

fritters which were a favourite of school dinners and Artful who...........



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 09:06 PM

decided that its suddenly BEER TIME  "a beermagically apeared in everyones hands"



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 09:08 PM

Occasionally dingles his dongle out the window for the ladies

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 03:23 PM

A magic act that can result in the police getting involved. Another trick the police don't especially like is the......



#291 AVV IT

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 03:28 PM

dangling of potato peelings on the end of a fishing line, through the open window of a police car whilst yelling "here piggy, piggy, piggy!", which is ill advised unless.... 



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 03:31 PM

Eric pickles is in the back. The largest thing he ever fitted in his mouth was..........

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 03:32 PM

 a pig with an apple stuffed in its....



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Posted 06 November 2013 - 09:12 PM

armpit. Armpits however are much better seasoned with....



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Posted 06 November 2013 - 10:06 PM

the juices of a thousand washer bottles. However some people...



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Posted 06 November 2013 - 10:21 PM

Just prefer the smell of....

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Posted 06 November 2013 - 10:24 PM

evo-stik. This is an acquired taste...    



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Posted 07 November 2013 - 02:11 PM

....generally acquired by a misspent youth, consisting of years of solvent abuse. I tried it once but never progressed past "Pritt Stick" mainly because......

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:51 PM

It stuck my hand to my mouth so I could never try anything else. Walking around with a Pritt stick coming out your mouth is almost as bad as.........

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 07:48 PM

having a cucumber hangin out of your......






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