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[minimadles]

fishy bits all for a...

[classicminidriver]

cuppa tea and a slice of cake and a bunch of...

[Tamworthbay]

Carrots which she famously stuck up..........

[Stiggytoo]

the chimney to ward off...

[Tamworthbay]

Eric pickles. He will attack anything meaty but doesn't do vegetables. His favourite is a bucket of lard and........

[cooperlooper]

Faggots with...

[Tamworthbay]

A broiled peasant on top. This causes wind so bad that it's rumoured his farts are so explosive that it was the real cause of.......

[classicminidriver]

anti social behaviour, when he lets off they had to clear a one mile radius and call in the.... 

[Tamworthbay]

Russian mafia who tap off the gas and sell it back to pensioners for a fortune. The only way to stop this cartel is to.........

[cooperlooper]

Send in some naked....

[minimadles]

Morris dancers who could .....

[Tamworthbay]

Hide sticks of dynamite in their..........

[minimadles]

Clogs , creep up behind the Russian methane grabbing pensioner robing vodka guzzling you get the picture and shove one right up there ......

[AVV IT]

....Tartan shopping trolley, which was of cause the most effective place to shove it because....

[classicminidriver]

the pet orangutan was after the vodka and was found....

Edited by classicminidriver, 10 November 2013 - 07:48 PM.