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#256 cooperlooper

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:29 AM

went back in time and re-invented the datsun sunny..with these modifications...



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Posted 19 September 2013 - 03:25 PM

Auto peanut dispenser and the stereo glued to smooth fm to annoy..........

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:42 PM

...all the Mini-Cab customers who were on their way to...



#259 cooperlooper

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:14 PM

the pub as it was friday night and the .....



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Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:18 PM

UKIP president Farage was wearing his white cloak ready to.....

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:02 PM

Change the subject, just in case...



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Posted 23 September 2013 - 06:19 AM

We found out that he was actually Hitler who had escaped from his Berlin bunker and had a face transplant. It explains his reaction to........

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 06:26 AM

what was under his white cloak and why....



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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:19 PM

He had such a fondness for the VW Beetle, a car well known for causing,...



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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:07 PM

Zits and flatulence. A classic case of this was.........

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:19 PM

....Dean Jones, who drove Herbie in that 1968 classic "The Love bug". Shortly after the end of filming dean was killed in acne fueled human methane explosion, or so I heard from that bloke down the pub who..... 



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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:44 PM

Looks like Lauda after having been caught in the blast. Either that or it was the.......

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:11 PM

.......result of him watching himself setting light his own flatulence again, which he's been warned not to do again, ever since he.........



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Posted 28 September 2013 - 09:01 PM

Was introduced to the queen, A similar incident occurred just last week involving Justin Bieber and a bottle of...



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Posted 29 September 2013 - 09:03 AM

whale semen ,which the queen used for .......






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