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[The Matt]

I use butter

[Berrybox]

Baby oil is even better ; )

[CityEPete]

Just followed a bloke who had parked in a parent and child bay with no kids on board, he turned on to the motorway and up the M6 sat in the middle lane for miles, he was busy applying sun cream to his dark Cornish skin when I got close enough to see what he was doing.......and I bet he was a benifits scrounger too!

[AVV IT]

Erm, if you're using protection, then I thought you had to use water based products? I heard that you can't use oil based stuff (butter, baby oil, engine oil, underseal etc) because it interferes with the big bang, or the space time continuum, or something!

[Bungle]

grass in the middle of the road, what's that all about ?

 

is it highways idea to wipe off the oil on the underside of your gear box ?

 

 

saw a old man in a skimpy thong cutting the grass in the middle of the road today   

 

i didn't stop and ask if he had sun cream on

[Berrybox]

 
saw a old man in a skimpy thong cutting the grass in the middle of the road today   
 
i didn't stop and ask if he had sun cream on [/quote]



If he burns you are so going to hell.

Edited by Berrybox, 02 July 2014 - 09:10 PM.

[Ben_O]

 

grass in the middle of the road, what's that all about ?

 

is it highways idea to wipe off the oil on the underside of your gear box ?

 

 

saw a old man in a skimpy thong cutting the grass in the middle of the road today 

 

i didn't stop and ask if he had sun cream on

 

My Girlfriends old landlord used to mow his front lawn in a pair of tighty whiteys and nothing else! He was in his 70's.

 

What makes it worse is that he lived 2 doors down from a secondary school and could often be seen doing it during school kicking out time.

[matt050990]

Saw this in Tesco at the weekend!
Anyone beat that?

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[skinnyminny]

Oh sorry my mistake. Er...I don't really have anything against sunscreen?

[HarrysMini]

Saw this in Tesco at the weekend!
Anyone beat that?

Surprised he hasn't got his hazards park anywhere lights on!

[Ben_O]

Saw this in Tesco at the weekend!
Anyone beat that?

well everybody knows that the transit tipper is a popular motability vehicle 

[matt050990]

It did make chuckle when it was a lad about as thin as a matchstick get out of it walking around as if he was Mike Tyson!

I was waiting for him to start loading it up with trolleys to take away for scrap metal......

[Ben_O]

It did make chuckle when it was a lad about as thin as a matchstick get out of it walking around as if he was Mike Tyson!

I was waiting for him to start loading it up with trolleys to take away for scrap metal......

was he wearing a vest and trackie bottoms? oh and rigger boots!

[matt050990]

Did you see him too? He had one of them flat peak farmers hats too. You know the fellow?

[Ben_O]

I have seen him and his many clones all over the place.

 

They must all be the same person surely? same vehicle with the same pile of washing machines on the back and the same attire