No chance, there has been tree pages of them already. I blame the long winter nights, it wouldn't happen if we were sat on the beech.If we could snap-out of these tree puns, that would be treemendous!
Just For The 'pun' Of It
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 06:30 PM
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 06:35 PM
No chance, there has been tree pages of them already. I blame the long winter nights, it wouldn't happen if we were sat on the beech.If we could snap-out of these tree puns, that would be treemendous!
But seriously, wood you cut out of these puns. They are all dead wood.
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 07:00 PM
No chance, there has been tree pages of them already. I blame the long winter nights, it wouldn't happen if we were sat on the beech.If we could snap-out of these tree puns, that would be treemendous!
But seriously, wood you cut out of these puns. They are all dead wood.
Stop being such a stick in the mud
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 07:04 PM
It'll end soon, touch wood...:-P
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 07:44 PM
Stringing this out like so makes all involved look like Ash-holes
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 08:29 PM
Yeah we're probably best to leaf it now
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 08:43 PM
Yew never know, it mite continue!
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Posted 07 February 2015 - 08:32 AM
Been a few hours so it mossed have calmed down by now.
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Posted 08 February 2015 - 08:51 AM
Did you hear about the short fortune teller who escaped from prisson?
There was a small medium at large!
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