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[Tamworthbay]

My grandad started covering himself from head to toe in grease, he went down hill rapidly after that.

[M J W J]

Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

[Ben_O]

Well i have finally got my new shed built.

 

Now i'm off to the builders merchant to get my Asphalt

[Tamworthbay]

Well i have finally got my new shed built.
 
Now i'm off to the builders merchant to get my Asphalt

make sure you take some Viagra eye drops with you, they will make you look hard.

[Ben_O]

Am i the only one who thinks low temperatures are really cool?

[Ben_O]

Ever since i've put on weight, i've had to give up dancing.

 

I can't stand the constant Moob swings

[classicminidriver]

That "out of order" sign, is out of order!

[peter-b]

Theives steal a shipment of viagra, police are looking for hardened criminals

[peter-b]

Some jumper leads and a battery walk into a bar, barman say's "I hope you haven't come in start something"

[peter-b]

A battery and a fire cracker rob a bank and get caught. Police let one off and charge the other.

[Ben_O]

This year, i have decided to make easter easier by replacing the T with an I

 

[Ben_O]

So i walked into my local Spar today wearing a bath robe and asked about the treatments. They didn't know what i was talking about

 

Some local farmers have fitted their pigs with wings as some sort of fashion statement, I can't see it taking off though

 

After visiting a Christmas wine tasting session, i can't decide what is my favourite. I'm still mulling it over

[Anthony30]

So i walked into my local Spar today wearing a bath robe and asked about the treatments. They didn't know what i was talking about

 

Some local farmers have fitted their pigs with wings as some sort of fashion statement, I can't see it taking off though

 

After visiting a Christmas wine tasting session, i can't decide what is my favourite. I'm still mulling it over

I think they're telling porkies. :)

Your obviously not very mature, or you would have made a decision.

You should shop around for the best deal on spar treatments.

 

[Tamworthbay]

I asked our baker why his hands stank, he said he needed a poo.

[vx220]

I asked our baker why his hands stank, he said he needed a poo.

Explanation needed please

Got it!!!

Edited by vx220, 13 April 2015 - 08:08 PM.