Since light travells faster than sound.
People may appear bright, until uou hear them speak...
Joke Corner....
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, Nov 14 2024 12:25 PM
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Posted 16 August 2026 - 09:14 AM
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Posted 16 August 2026 - 09:19 AM
I got mugged by six dwarfs last night..
Not happy....
Not happy....
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Posted 16 August 2026 - 09:25 AM
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or the sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake
The decision was a piece of cake
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Posted 16 August 2026 - 09:26 AM
My wife says i have 2 major flaws....
1. I don't listen.
2. Something else ...
1. I don't listen.
2. Something else ...
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Posted 16 August 2026 - 01:50 PM
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Posted 17 August 2026 - 08:17 AM
My doctor said i was at risk of death due to high levels of sodium.
I took his advice with a pinch if salt...
I took his advice with a pinch if salt...
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Posted 20 August 2026 - 01:48 PM
Jokes about opticians just get cornea and cornea
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Posted 20 August 2026 - 07:30 PM
Hi,
I didn't see that one coming
Paddy
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