Hi,
Not a man after my own heart far to generous. I would have said there's the bus stop
I will wait for you in the Cafe over there
Joke Corner....
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, Nov 14 2024 12:25 PM
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#511
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Posted 24 June 2026 - 05:18 PM
A couple of topical ones for you
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#513
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Posted 25 June 2026 - 09:55 PM
How do you measure a snake? In inches, they don't have feet
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Posted 04 July 2026 - 11:53 PM
What do Bee's say to each other when it is hot outside?
Swarm.
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Swarm.
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Posted 04 July 2026 - 11:56 PM
Why should you wear glasses in maths classes.
Because it helps... de'vision..
Because it helps... de'vision..
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Posted 04 July 2026 - 11:57 PM
I have been off work all week because my cow is sick..
The boss thinks i am milking it....
The boss thinks i am milking it....
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Posted 04 July 2026 - 11:57 PM
I have a new aftershave called 'breadcrumbs'
The birds love it.....
The birds love it.....
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Posted 05 July 2026 - 10:15 AM
I was talking to the postman today, he said he'd made love to every woman on our street except one, my wife said "I bet it's Annie from 33!"
Edited by GT Jimmy, 05 July 2026 - 10:20 AM.
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Posted 05 July 2026 - 08:12 PM
My friends wife came home the other day in tears. As the cost of living crisis gathers momentum, she had taken to having sex with men for money.He was devastated. After the initial shock subsided, he became curious as to how many men she had slept with, and how much money she had made. "£101.01p she said"! Well, it doesn't sound that bad, but who gave you the 1p he asked. "Err, everyone"!
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Posted 09 July 2026 - 05:47 PM
I had to get a priest round to perform an exorcism at our house, but I didn't pay him. It's being repossessed tomorrow
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Posted 12 July 2026 - 07:37 PM
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I don't know, I've never had a lentil on my face
I don't know, I've never had a lentil on my face
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Posted Yesterday, 09:28 AM
Nice car related one for you.
Shooter
...and severely so!
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