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Posted 06 August 2026 - 07:09 PM

Here is a thought....

So....
Casette tapes had an A side and a B side.

So is that why the cassette tape successor was a

C D ..

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Posted 07 August 2026 - 08:30 AM

Did you hear NASA are sending a craft to the moon to say sorry for the space junk floating about up there...

They are calling it 'APOLLO G .'

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Posted 07 August 2026 - 08:30 AM

What do you call a man with Three eyes.

Seemour .

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Posted 08 August 2026 - 01:28 AM

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Posted 08 August 2026 - 01:34 AM

What do you call a bad D.J.

Techno notice....

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Posted 08 August 2026 - 01:35 AM

What do you call a vicar on a moped?

REV.......

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Posted 08 August 2026 - 08:04 AM

Got home last night and found someone unbolting my garden gate....

I walked straight past him into the house....

I never said anything, incase he took offence......

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Posted 08 August 2026 - 02:17 PM

Going through the checkout at tesco with m ready meal for 1 and my 4 cans of beer, the checkout lady said "You're single aren't you"

I sheepishly replied, "yes, how can you tell?" To which she replied

"You're an ugly sod!!!"




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