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Here is a thought....

So....
Casette tapes had an A side and a B side.

So is that why the cassette tape successor was a

C D ..

Edited by bpirie1000, 06 August 2026 - 07:09 PM.

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Did you hear NASA are sending a craft to the moon to say sorry for the space junk floating about up there...

They are calling it 'APOLLO G .'

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What do you call a man with Three eyes.

Seemour .

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What do you call a bad D.J.

Techno notice....

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What do you call a vicar on a moped?

REV.......

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Got home last night and found someone unbolting my garden gate....

I walked straight past him into the house....

I never said anything, incase he took offence......

[GT Jimmy]

Going through the checkout at tesco with m ready meal for 1 and my 4 cans of beer, the checkout lady said "You're single aren't you"

I sheepishly replied, "yes, how can you tell?" To which she replied

"You're an ugly sod!!!"

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Ever since i got a wheel chair my wife has been nothing but rude to me..
She has just been pushing me around and talking behind my back

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Do you know what kind of exercise lazy people do.
Diddly squats.

[Quinlan minor]

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DO YOU KNOW WHY HORSEY COUPLES HAVE SUCH LOW DIVORCE RATES.

THEY HAVE STABLE RELATIONSHIPS...

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I am writting a book about reverse psychology.

Please don't buy it..

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My wife called me in the bar last night and told me that if i was not home in 10 minutes she would give my dinner to the dog..

I was home in 5 minutes. I would hate for anything bad to happen to the dog..

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A colour blind friend of mine is convinced that apples are yellow.

I told him. 'That is Bananas...'