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[bpirie1000]

My wife said i need to stop making police related jokes.
I said okay.
I'll give it arest...

[bpirie1000]

What do you call a starving Hippo in Buddapest.
A hungry hungarian Hippo...

[bpirie1000]

When my father dies he wants his ashed pressed into a record..
It is his vinyl request.

[bpirie1000]

What is the best way to communicate with a fish.

Drop it a line...

[GT Jimmy]

What's black and shiny and sails the seven seas?

Binbag the sailor

[bpirie1000]

I just heard some sad news

They are not mKing 12" rulers any longer


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[bpirie1000]

My girlfriend poked me in the eyes.

I stopped seeing her for a while...

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[Quinlan minor]

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[bpirie1000]

I have just spent £200 on a limousine and it does not even come with a driver.

All that money and i have nothing to chauffeur it.....

[bpirie1000]

I am thinking on having my spine removed...
I feel like it is only holding me back..

[Designer]

Hi,

 

Why do scuba divers always roll backwards of the side of the boat.

 

 

 

 

If they rolled forward they would hurt their heads when they hit the bottom boards.

 

 

Paddy

Edited by Designer, 05 August 2026 - 07:26 AM.

[Podman]

What do you call a camel with four humps?

 

Saudi Quattro

[bpirie1000]

What weighs more. A gallon of water or a gallon of butane.?

Ans: water. Because butane is a lighter fluid.

[bpirie1000]

My pet mouse, called elvis has unfortunatly died.

He was 'caught in a trap'....

[bpirie1000]

What do you call two guys hanging from a window?

'Kurt' and 'Rod'