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#571 bpirie1000

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Posted Today, 06:15 AM

My wife said i need to stop making police related jokes.
I said okay.
I'll give it arest...

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Posted Today, 06:18 AM

What do you call a starving Hippo in Buddapest.
A hungry hungarian Hippo...

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Posted Today, 06:19 AM

When my father dies he wants his ashed pressed into a record..
It is his vinyl request.

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Posted Today, 10:42 AM

What is the best way to communicate with a fish.

Drop it a line...

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Posted Today, 05:56 PM

What's black and shiny and sails the seven seas?

Binbag the sailor




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