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[DivineMisfit]

* when you go "pfff" and snug every time you see a Bini.

* when you can quote the Italian job perfectly.

* when you understand what the hell a straight cut dog box is

and finally when you make excuses like, "every mini has rust"

Edited by DivineMisfit, 26 September 2007 - 05:44 PM.

[yorkshirechris]

* when you go "pfff" and snug every time you see a Bini.

* when you can quote the Italian job perfectly.

* when you understand what the hell a straight cut dog box is

and finally when you make excuses like, "every mini has rust"

Whenever anyone compliments a Bini I say 'it's not a real mini!" or whenever I see one generally I say to myself 'your mini is C**p!' lol!

I don't have a clue what a dog box is but I always say your last phrase... usually on at least a weekly basis

[minimole]

When you expect things to be broken and when they are the excuse is it's a mini

[yorkshirechris]

"things are bound to break now and again"
"well, it's an old car"

[Spenner]

* when you go "pfff" and snug every time you see a Bini.

* when you can quote the Italian job perfectly.

* when you understand what the hell a straight cut dog box is

and finally when you make excuses like, "every mini has rust"

Whenever anyone compliments a Bini I say 'it's not a real mini!" or whenever I see one generally I say to myself 'your mini is C**p!' lol!

I don't have a clue what a dog box is but I always say your last phrase... usually on at least a weekly basis

I do that

You know when your a mini drive when you.

Drive your company car or other car and put the wipers on in stead of the indicators and pi** *ff other drivers on roundabouts

[GottaDesigner]

... You carry a bottle of water in your car and it's not for drinking.

... Your favourite perfume/aftershave (etc) is Autoglym

... You can actually say Meguiars properly

... Your idea of a dirty weekend involves you, your Mini and a box of spanners

[mini_morley]

... Your boot is no good for luggage becasue its full of spares, water, oil and tools

[Spenner]

... Your boot is no good for luggage becasue its full of spares, water, oil and tools

soooooooooooooooooooooooo true lol

[GottaDesigner]

... Your boot is no good for luggage becasue its full of spares, water, oil and tools

soooooooooooooooooooooooo true lol

Amen! XD

[Dom]

These are great

"When you listen carefully for any noises that sound different to normal."

[Natalie]

... Your favourite perfume/aftershave (etc) is Autoglym

... You can actually say Meguiars properly

[Modmobile]

..When you put your gloves on in the winter when getting into your car
..When you have an ice scraper...for the inside
..When you find any excuse to flash someone, just so you can use your spots.
..When people who have just met you think that your car is a human because you only refer to them by name.
..When your kids know the Italian Job word for word and can actually recognise the music from the DELETED scene, even though they're only 3.
..When you offer to drive and not drink on a night out just so people can see how cool your car is.
..When you don't mind being stuck in traffic, cause you're in your mini.
..When you ask for a roof rack for your birthday (but then it gets removed from sale off fleabay )

Edited by Modmobile, 27 September 2007 - 11:25 AM.

[Challen]

when you opwn the garage door and wander if the pool of liquid under the car is brake fluid, or water

[Kev G]

When everyone pulls up next to you, looks you up and down, smirks...

...and look totally foolish when you leave them standing!!

Kev G

[CharlieBrown]

when you cant drive a car with power steering

Use to drive a modern car very rarely and every time I did i would weave down the road for the fist half mile, looked like I was drink driving.

when you take the oil filler cap off and breath in those A-series fumes! or when others get in your car and say "this smells old" and you dont even smell anything.

When you come back in to you home and your other half says "Have you been in your mini? You smell of it" and of course youve been caught

you drive for 50 miles in a hire car before changing in to 5th gear.

I do that in my other car..

And refer to your other car as your other car!