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Happy Blackmail & Extortion Night!

Started by Juju , Oct 31 2007 09:02 AM

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Poll: When they come a-calling..... (36 member(s) have cast votes)

how do you react to Trick or Treaters?

  1. Switch off the lights and pretend you are not home (13 votes [32.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 32.50%

  2. Hand out buckets of sugary & fatty things to kickstart their obesity & diabetes (9 votes [22.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.50%

  3. Demand a trick & then be disappointed with the paltry attempts at "intimidation" (2 votes [5.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.00%

  4. Hand out health-food snacks or fruit to a very disappointed crowd (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  5. Open the door & shout "This is not the United States of America! I will not be coerced into giving you material goods for fear I will be punished otherwise". (3 votes [7.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.50%

  6. Open the door naked so the little Darlings run away screaming & then face the paedophilia charges from angry parents. (3 votes [7.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.50%

  7. Hide behind the curtain with a hosepipe & soak the brats before they get to the front door. (9 votes [22.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.50%

  8. Demand a trick and then have to call the police cos the wee sh*tes have called upon their elder siblings to "do you over"... (1 votes [2.50%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.50%

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#46 Timtom

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Posted 31 October 2007 - 11:20 PM

Well tonight.. I went round a friends.. and sat on his shed roof.. Watching people go buy while drinking pepsi and eating haribo!..

What a life i have eh?

#47 1984mini25

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Posted 31 October 2007 - 11:27 PM

Oh well Christmas starts tomorrow all the fuss for the one “perfect” DAY of the year.

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 01:44 AM

Amy, you are either due for a Sainthood, or you're witch in the forest who lives in a gingerbread cottage who is due for a slow basting at gas mark 4 for several hours. :wacko:

Which is it? :xxx:


lol i love that juju, had a C**p night out in town and this cheered me up haha.... thankyou

halloween is C**p these days, was great at home, but not as good when your older, unless you have children :P

Edited by lewis, 01 November 2007 - 01:45 AM.

#49 Bungle

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 07:08 AM

Oh well Christmas starts tomorrow all the fuss for the one “perfect” DAY of the year.


its already started i heard 2 christmas songs on the raido last week

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 08:42 AM

Weeeeeeeeell, I didn't get to play any tricks on any small-people-in-funny-clothes last night. I left Mr Juju at home to deal with them instead. :P :wacko:

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 08:51 AM

We took a stroll at 8pm and it was like walking around a ghost town, apart from a dozen kids sitting on the sea wall not doing anything naughty and some bits of smashed pumpkin lying around :P

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 08:52 AM

I think we had the last laugh.... we decided to try one of the left over toffee apples last night after tea.

Talk about chewy!! I made the stickiest toffee known to man, if any of them had any milk teeth left this morning I'd be very surprised... :P

One ungrateful little **** tossed his in the road without even trying it! tut tut tut..... I will have a scout round later, I hope there's no toffee apples stuck on neighbour's cars this morning :wacko:

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 08:54 AM

We took a stroll at 8pm and it was like walking around a ghost town, apart from a dozen kids sitting on the sea wall not doing anything naughty and some bits of smashed pumpkin lying around :xxx:



:P They'd killed the pumpkin?!! :xxx: :wacko: :xxx: It truly was a Night of Evil....
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