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[roofless]

just a quickie and been as your married you must have some experience. do you know any good chat up lines

to be honest, most of the ' experience ' is before your married - it all goes out the window after your second kid.

[Shifty]

have I told you that your eyes are like spanners?
























Well they make my nuts tighten!!!

[bloomers]

LOL thats a gooden...On the more serious side that isn't going to ruin your chances...

'Show me where you *yellow human water* from?'

Works everytime.

[supastu]

have I told you that your eyes are like spanners?


























Well they make my nuts tighten!!!

like that one, could leave a saw face

Edited by supastu, 10 April 2008 - 12:05 AM.

[roofless]

LOL thats a gooden...On the more serious side that isn't going to ruin your chances...

'Show me where you *yellow human water* from?'

Works everytime.

this actually worked for me once - I've only got a small tool - but I've got 18 stone to shove it in with

[Shifty]

Is that a ladder in your tights?





























or just a stairway to heaven?

[bloomers]

LMAO! Haha, And now your married to her!?!

[Shifty]

Yup, that the quality of birds you will attract if you use these lines?!!!


DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

[roofless]

Is that a ladder in your tights?
























or just a stairway to heaven?

no its a emergency escape - I met 2 firemen on the way out !!

[Shifty]

Do you sleep on your front?





























No?...............Well mind if i do?

[supastu]

class going to get writing these down

[bloomers]

You going to walk up to them with a note pad? LOL

[roofless]

You going to walk up to them with a note pad? LOL

I used to run pubs, and believe me I have seen and heard worse. I did actually see a guy one night who had to go from one end of the pub to the other to ask his dad what to say next his dad was giving him very loud advice with gesticulations like he was going into a fight !!

[supastu]

o yes, try that in sheffield and its a garenteed succses

[Shifty]

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