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[Racer_Pete]

Do you like Dags?
Yeh Dags
You know Dags
Ohhh Dogs.
Snatch

[wooly123]

pretty much the whole of Anchorman -

"I don't know if you heard me counting but i did over a thousand. Its pretty boring but its my life"
"I want to say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
ahhh i could go on for hours.

[Big Man]

But Sarge how will you tell the time?

I'll Count wont I!

Dog Soldiers


Oh and

Were gonna need a bigger boat!

Jaws

[Rossyboy]

"Heeeeeeeeereee's JONNY!"

[pogie]

Just a couple that I remember. I had to google them to make sure they were correct.

Jack Carter - Get Carter
You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself

Lt Col Kilgore:- Apocalypse Now
Charlie don't surf.
You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Gunnery Sargent Hartman - Full Metal Jacket
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

[Dom]

Your not from this planet are you Vincent? Who is going to mug off two black guys holding pistols in a car thats worth less than your shirt?

Snatch

[THE STIG]

can believe no one siad this one yet

" i'll be back "

and "exellent " bill and ted

"luke i am your father"

[langers2k]

Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

Awesome!

[Angelic_Fruitcake]

"luke i am your father"

Following on from that:

Dr Evil: Austin, I am your father"
Austin: Really?
Dr Evil: No, not really... I can't back that up

[Glos Mini Rebel]

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner!!"

And pretty much anything from Airplane!!

Sam

[coop]

pretty much the whole of Anchorman -

"I don't know if you heard me counting but i did over a thousand. Its pretty boring but its my life"
"I want to say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
ahhh i could go on for hours.

legendary!!!

Ron: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

[Juju]

"Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?"

Secretary

[Angelic_Fruitcake]

Anchorman:

Guy whose name I've forgotten: So, Brick, are you having your annual celebrity golf tournament this year?
Brick: No no, too many people died last year

[coop]

Blades Of Glory (Will Ferrel again!)- Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

[Elisha-The-Cooper]

"smells like a turd, covered in burnt hair"

i literally laughed for about half on hour

heres the scene



xx

infact balls too the link, heres the video

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Edited by Elisha-The-Cooper, 09 April 2008 - 04:29 PM.