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[GreaseMonkey]

i have so many favourite quotes !

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

[mayfairjimmy]

Family guy the movie - blue harvest

Italian guy 1 - ey! you shud upa
Italian guy 2 - ey! u shud upa with the shutt upa
Italian guy 3 - No! u shud up with the sutt upa
Italian guy 4 - Ey! i poka ma head outta the window

[wayneb911]

Grumpy old men..........Why dont you pull ya lip over ya head and swallow!!

[mayfairjimmy]

More Family guy

Quagmire doesn't Country have an 'O' in it??

[*DJH*]

"i ain't got time to bleed" - Predator 1

i love it because it's cheesey

[MiNi FiZ]

Grumpy old men..........Why dont you pull ya lip over ya head and swallow!!

LMFAO!

[twinks22]

"frankly my dear,i dont give a dam".

[blacktulip]

Brent: did you hear that?
Tim: hear what?
brent: oh, best not.....
tim: no, no tell....
brent: i just had it out with neil! he showed his true colours!
tim: really?
brent: word of advice.. watch yer backs!
tim: what?
brent: slaggin you off!!
tim: really
brent: yep, yep
tim: ME??? what was he saying?
brent: yep you personally, he was saying you lot are rubbish and all that!! i said "our lot are rubbish" YOU SWINDON LOT ARE S**T MATE!!
he got all aggressive an that! i said "you swindon lots are nothing but little slugs with no personatlity and your jealous because we're better at everything than you!!
gareth: did you hit him?
brent: if i would have done he would have come through that wall!!
tim: i dunno, he's lookin pretty trim mate
brent: YEAH??? AGAINST KARATE???!!


The Office is unbeatable lol

Edited by mikecmini, 10 April 2008 - 11:45 AM.

[Juju]

what do you think you're doing, Dave?

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

[RobJaxon]

Ron Burgundy : "I can't help it, it's fantastic"
Champ Kind : "What's it like Ron?"
Ron Burgundy : "At the intimate times?, outta sight my man!"
Brian Fantana : "No, the other thing, love?"
Brick Tamland : "Yeah, what is that?"
Ron Burgundy - "Well it's tough to explain"
Brain Fantana - "I think I was in love once"
Ron Burgundy - "Really?, what was her name?
Brian Fantana - "I don't remember"
Ron Burgundy - "That;s not a good start, but.. but keep going"
Brian Fantana - "She was Brazilian or Chinese or something weird. I met her in the bathroom in the K-Mart, we made out for hours. Then we parted ways never to see each other again"
Ron Burgundy - "I'm pretty sure that isn't love"
Brian Fantana - "DAMMIT!"

[blacktulip]

bricktop: do you know what nemesis means? the ritious infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an orrible c**t........ me!


love snatch!

Edited by mikecmini, 10 April 2008 - 11:56 AM.

[supastu]

i ceate feelings in others thay themselfs have never felt before ..... kucho (cars)

[Jammy]

Oh!! Harder!! Harder!!! HARDER!!!

I can't tell you what film thats from.

[Rossyboy]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

[davej]

From The Rock:

"you`re best??? losers always go on about their best, winners go home and f*** the prom queen"