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[JmayfairJ]

" i eat piece's of S**t like you for breakfast"

"you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

not sure what film its from its an adam sandler one though

[JmayfairJ]

thats enough! i have had it with these Motherf*****g snakes on this motherf*****g plane!

[roofless]

Dude.....where's my car?


[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" But what does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "S - wee - t!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"

[Daviewonder]

" i eat piece's of S**t like you for breakfast"

"you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

not sure what film its from its an adam sandler one though

Happy Gilmore

[Daviewonder]

Uncle Buck

Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
Buck: Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh
Bug: I don't get it.
Buck: You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. Ah, heh heh heh heh!

[TA2DMAC]

You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my pray. I just like the sound of it.

- Jack Nicholson asThe Joker - Batman

[Daviewonder]

"I like it when the red water comes out"

Salad Fingers - Friends.

[minimaxie]

"by the beards of Zeuce!"- Anchorman

and

Susan Ortega: Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Evan Baxter: [clears throat] Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director: What'd he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician: The prompter's fine.
Director: Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.
Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha.

Bruce almighty ^^

oh and defo!


Hank Evans: Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this.
[grabs microphone]
Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.


[When a guy throws a cigarette butt onto the ground]
Hank Evans: Well f### my ozone!
Hank Evans: Hey, ringworm.
[Softball Player looks around]
Hank Evans: Yeah, I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that butt, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
Softball Player: Hey, man, take it easy. It's just a cigarette.
Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well, this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess.

Me, Myself and Irene

Edited by minimaxie, 24 November 2011 - 03:38 PM.

[Daviewonder]

Awesome film!!!


Charlie Baileygates: Will you stay with me, no matter what?
Layla: Of course, Charlie.
Charlie Baileygates: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?
Layla: Yeah, I'd stay. But I hope that never happens.

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[Layla leaves Charlie for the Limo Driver]
Charlie Baileygates: But you said you'd eat whale blubber.
Limo Driver: She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free "Willy."

Edited by Daviewonder, 24 November 2011 - 08:08 PM.

[minimaxie]

Awesome film!!!


Charlie Baileygates: Will you stay with me, no matter what?
Layla: Of course, Charlie.
Charlie Baileygates: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?
Layla: Yeah, I'd stay. But I hope that never happens.

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[Layla leaves Charlie for the Limo Driver]
Charlie Baileygates: But you said you'd eat whale blubber.
Limo Driver: She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free "Willy."

hahaha! ledge!

[jinjrich]

Tim Burtons batman is great because of Jack Nicholsons improvised lines, the best being:

You look great jack!

I didnt ask.

Edited by jinjrich, 25 November 2011 - 12:44 PM.

[jinjrich]

" i eat piece's of S**t like you for breakfast"

"you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

not sure what film its from its an adam sandler one though

Happy gilmore, good one that.

[superman]

''save the cheerleader, safe the world''

[Burnard]

HEREEEE's JONNY....

[GreGGers]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry