When chris in the italian job wrecks a red mini then leans out the window and says
"t t tterribly sorry charles"
and family guy
Cleveland: What are you lookin' at, Joe?
Joe: (about a box of blow-up dolls) These dolls all look really surprised. I wonder what they're so suprized about. WHAT? YOUVE NEVER SEEN A HANDICAPED MAN BEFORE?!
Cleveland: They're polyurethane sex toys. They're not capable of judgment. And even if they were, who cares?
They're whores!
Favorite Movie Quotes ! Whats Yours ?
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 05:14 PM
"fear is not an option" - carlos from true lies
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 05:15 PM
How tall are you private
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Bullsh*t i didn't know they stacked sh*t that high!
Sir 5tf 9 Sir
Bullsh*t i didn't know they stacked sh*t that high!
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Posted 12 April 2008 - 08:15 AM
Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f*ck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. poo 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.
i love this scene! funny as hell!
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, f*ck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. poo 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.
i love this scene! funny as hell!
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Posted 18 November 2011 - 01:44 PM
"Can i sit there?" "Sorry, wolf pack only"
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- The Hangover <3
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:23 PM
Officer 1: We see A**holes like you every day."Can i sit there?" "Sorry, wolf pack only"
- The Hangover <3
Officer 2: Every f***ing day!
and later on with the "NOT UP IN HERE!"
love it
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 01:33 PM
There are a lot less Italian Job ones than I was expecting.
"This will only work if we work as a team. And that means you do everything I say."
"I don't want anyone giving the Professor any stick, even if he is different" (That might not be word for word, but close enough).
There are loads from that film that are good.
There are also a few from The Bank Job which are pretty good, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.
Oz Striker, American Pie
"Suck me, beautiful!".
"This will only work if we work as a team. And that means you do everything I say."
"I don't want anyone giving the Professor any stick, even if he is different" (That might not be word for word, but close enough).
There are loads from that film that are good.
There are also a few from The Bank Job which are pretty good, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.
Oz Striker, American Pie
"Suck me, beautiful!".
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 02:56 PM
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp fiction.
Pulp fiction.
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 04:32 PM
anchorman:
baxter you know i dont speak spanish.
im in a small glass box of emotion.
Hey........where did you get those clothes?...at the toilet store.
LOUD NOISES!!!!
i woke up this morning in some japanese families rest room..and they would not ..stop..screaming (brick)oh yeah i ate a big red candle.
you smelly pirate hooker
baxter you know i dont speak spanish.
im in a small glass box of emotion.
Hey........where did you get those clothes?...at the toilet store.
LOUD NOISES!!!!
i woke up this morning in some japanese families rest room..and they would not ..stop..screaming (brick)oh yeah i ate a big red candle.
you smelly pirate hooker
Edited by lapider, 21 November 2011 - 04:32 PM.
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 07:56 PM
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 05:09 PM
AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf****r in the room, accept no substitutes.
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 08:08 PM
"Everything was fine 'til d!ckless here turned off the power grid."
"Is this true?"
"Yes, this man has no d!ck"
"Is this true?"
"Yes, this man has no d!ck"
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 09:45 PM
surprised knowbody done step brothers that is the best movie ever hahah! me and my mates at school qoute endlessly from that movie...i could name a few from it but id be hear all day! 
also from hot fuzz bill bailey sayin "nobody tells me nothin" in the west country accent cracks me up!lol
also from hot fuzz bill bailey sayin "nobody tells me nothin" in the west country accent cracks me up!lol
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 09:52 PM
every single quote from arnie...
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 10:17 PM
Watched Ice Age 3 with the dinks last weekend......enjoyed it more than they did
Buck: Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.
Crash: Why is it called the "Gorge of Death"?
Buck: We tried calling it "The Big Smelly Crack" but people kept giggling
Manny: Just WHEN exactly did you loose your mind?
Buck: About three months ago. I woke up married to a pineapple... An *UGLY* pineapple.
[sighs lovingly]
Buck: But I loved her so...
Buck: Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.
Crash: Why is it called the "Gorge of Death"?
Buck: We tried calling it "The Big Smelly Crack" but people kept giggling
Manny: Just WHEN exactly did you loose your mind?
Buck: About three months ago. I woke up married to a pineapple... An *UGLY* pineapple.
[sighs lovingly]
Buck: But I loved her so...
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