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[oli8925]

yeah ive got my muck up day on friday. 7 long years school all leading up to one day lol. weve had people jumping down 2 stories out of windows lol. past years have entirely wrapped a teachers car in cling film, covered a car in spray cream, stolen a 30 ft long advertising banner from the town painted it white and painted a ******* on it to hang it out the window. the tradition is to do huge bellends in the field with weedkiller. last time took 2 years to grow back. at the moment all this year have got planned is to bring in 30kg of sand each to create a beach on the field. if it rains weve got a covered court yard area. with of course the usual as-weird-as-you-can-get fancy dress and a BBQ. were also supposed to park our cars in the dining hall, and because ive got the mini everyones nominated me to go first

got to admire that lot in aberdeen who all got expelled for covering their common room in grass our headmaster/dictator has told us that we have to run any plans past him. bollo to that! same goes for being told if we do anything 'too bad' we get our study leave taken away. oh the joys of school

[mstwntd611]

HAHA, yeah were planning some more stuff to do - we was gona go extreme and take the assembly hall roof off lmao its only big metal plates lol easily remove em',,, but i dont wana fall an die its a bit different from ma jump in the video lol

George

[oli8925]

HAHA, yeah were planning some more stuff to do - we was gona go extreme and take the assembly hall roof off lmao its only big metal plates lol easily remove em',,, but i dont wana fall an die its a bit different from ma jump in the video lol

George

lol. do it! cant really do that with mine. its 300 years old lol

[1987_ParkLane]

If someone even so much as lays a bad finger on my beauty, they will be looking at the inside of a very small box, 6 feet under.

Cheers

[oli8925]

If someone even so much as lays a bad finger on my beauty, they will be looking at the inside of a very small box, 6 feet under.

Cheers

actually this reminds me. someone on this forum has a sticker on their mini saying 'WARNING! PROTECTED BY EXTREME VIOLENCE!' does anyone know who had this as i looked for it all over the net ages ago but couldnt find it

[photographymatt]

If someone even so much as lays a bad finger on my beauty, they will be looking at the inside of a very small box, 6 feet under.

Cheers

I agree...hehe, if you have seen the bolt cutter scene from hostel...that gives a clue;-)

[Deathrow]

Going back to the event mentioned in the first post.

Ethel suggested razor blades but it was pointed out that this would be illegal. So why not slather your arch lips in lovely sticky greese, keeps the rust AND the chavs away. I'd like to see them lift from the arches with greasy mitts.

[MiniDick]

My Mini should be on the road by next month but there's no way I'll be parking it on the road outside my home as it'll be destroyed. I think generalising and saying all yobs are from council estates is a nit naive. I was born and bred on a Black Country council estate, granted, I got into a fair bit of aggro with the law when I was younger but it never involved damaging or stealing anyone's property. Pulling out a weapon from your boot and going mental would have worked a treat, even better, if you know who they are then there's plenty of ways of getting revenge.

[Rossyboy]

yeah ive got my muck up day on friday. 7 long years school all leading up to one day lol. weve had people jumping down 2 stories out of windows lol. past years have entirely wrapped a teachers car in cling film, covered a car in spray cream, stolen a 30 ft long advertising banner from the town painted it white and painted a ******* on it to hang it out the window. the tradition is to do huge bellends in the field with weedkiller. last time took 2 years to grow back. at the moment all this year have got planned is to bring in 30kg of sand each to create a beach on the field. if it rains weve got a covered court yard area. with of course the usual as-weird-as-you-can-get fancy dress and a BBQ. were also supposed to park our cars in the dining hall, and because ive got the mini everyones nominated me to go first

got to admire that lot in aberdeen who all got expelled for covering their common room in grass our headmaster/dictator has told us that we have to run any plans past him. bollo to that! same goes for being told if we do anything 'too bad' we get our study leave taken away. oh the joys of school

Yea the leavers at our college had put clingfilm over all the teaching room doors so they were clingfilmed in, and put grease or something over all the door handles. Next year we're planning on converting the entire common room into a giant ball pit Anyone know where I can get a hold of a couple of thousand ball pit balls wholesale ?

But back on topic, my Mini's coming back from the body shop on tuesday after it was vandalised this time last week. It was supposed to be back today but apparently I have holes in my wings so they're gonna have to be replaced!

[Shifty]

yeah ive got my muck up day on friday. 7 long years school all leading up to one day lol. weve had people jumping down 2 stories out of windows lol. past years have entirely wrapped a teachers car in cling film, covered a car in spray cream, stolen a 30 ft long advertising banner from the town painted it white and painted a ******* on it to hang it out the window. the tradition is to do huge bellends in the field with weedkiller. last time took 2 years to grow back. at the moment all this year have got planned is to bring in 30kg of sand each to create a beach on the field. if it rains weve got a covered court yard area. with of course the usual as-weird-as-you-can-get fancy dress and a BBQ. were also supposed to park our cars in the dining hall, and because ive got the mini everyones nominated me to go first

got to admire that lot in aberdeen who all got expelled for covering their common room in grass our headmaster/dictator has told us that we have to run any plans past him. bollo to that! same goes for being told if we do anything 'too bad' we get our study leave taken away. oh the joys of school

Yea the leavers at our college had put clingfilm over all the teaching room doors so they were clingfilmed in, and put grease or something over all the door handles. Next year we're planning on converting the entire common room into a giant ball pit Anyone know where I can get a hold of a couple of thousand ball pit balls wholesale ?

But back on topic, my Mini's coming back from the body shop on tuesday after it was vandalised this time last week. It was supposed to be back today but apparently I have holes in my wings so they're gonna have to be replaced!

The little toerags, if you want em kneecapped just ask your uncle shifty!!!

[Andrew1408]

The problem would be though if you put anything on the under side of the arches they would just stop trying to tip the mini and just kick the C**p out of it instead the only way to stop them is by someone stepping in and having a go at them.

But like I found out even though the road was pretty busy with people no body apart from me said anything.
I was talking to an old rocker in the pub the other day and he was completely right in saying the only way to stop people like this is if anybody see's them doing any thing like this to go over to them and give them a good smack over the head. If everyone were to do that then they wouldn’t bother doing it again.

[mstwntd611]

Yeah thats works in theory lol people like that just keep coming back until they succeed lol, its like ma dad alwasy used to say to me "jus hit em bak n theyl leave u alone " bo****** that jus made em worse lol - jus need to lock em all up somewhere that wood do the trick got too many scum on this planet lol
George

[erica]

um this might sound silly...but not being a local, can some one please tell me what kinda person a chav is?

[Teapot]

I'm sure plenty of tmf-ers will fill you in with their own colourful expressions, but there is a proper definition here if you can plough through the posh language.

[erica]

I'm sure plenty of tmf-ers will fill you in with their own colourful expressions, but there is a proper definition here if you can plough through the posh language.

ah. now it all makes sense
damn chavs!